That reminds me of another one.
A lady answers the door for a salesman. “Ma’am, have I ever got just the thing for you! This Hoover vacuum cleaner will cut the amount of time you spend cleaning your carpets in half!” The lady considers it. “That sounds amazing!” she says. “I’ll take two!”
remember the genie said, whatever you wish for, your ex wife will get twice as much...
ok... i wish to be beaten half to death.