lol
Best of the day!
That reminds me of another one.
A lady answers the door for a salesman. “Ma’am, have I ever got just the thing for you! This Hoover vacuum cleaner will cut the amount of time you spend cleaning your carpets in half!” The lady considers it. “That sounds amazing!” she says. “I’ll take two!”
good one
i’ll send it to a few of my jabbed friends
How did Princess Leia catch COVID?
She went to woo Han.
okterlieber, dat sun.
a car in twelve hours.