On skip it.
So has his wife found out yet?
Wow. Mossad sure has some crazy ways to mess Iranians up.
He wanted 7 and a half inches and he got it!
I wondered where that was.
It’s an out door for a reason.
Bummer.
My wife was a nurse, and she told me a story about how an abdominal xray was taken of a patient who had abdominal pain, and there was an, er, “foreign object” in the abodmen. It was “unusual” and there were a group of nurses looking at it on the lightbox.
A resident walked in and said “How did that patient eat that?”
All the nurses just turned and stared at her...
Well, I had no idea that shoving something up your keister gave pleasure. I managed to live for 68 years without such knowledge. Sometimes ignorance really is bliss.
I’m glad they included the yellow arrow in the image to help us locate it.
Doc, it was a one in a million shot!
Well this thread won’t last long.
Freerepublic is really going down hill.
:)
A water bottle is so lame. He should have tried a gerbil.
Several years ago, “they” say, Richard Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with a foreign object lodged in his rectum. Some say Gere was alone when he arrived, others say he was accompanied by a friend (e.g., former love interest Cindy Crawford). In any case, an x-ray was taken and it was determined that the foreign object was a gerbil (either alive or dead, depending on who tells the story). Mr. Gere was rushed to surgery, where it took an entire team of doctors to extract the animal from his behind. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. Still others insist the poor creature was Gere’s own beloved pet (appropriately named “Tibet” in this variant). In any event, when the gerbilectomy was done the medical team was sworn to secrecy unsuccessfully, we must conclude and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent harm other than to his reputation.
https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/richard-gere-gerbil-story-true-or-false.1076180/
Someone told him to “put a cork in it”?
He shouldn’t have kept it bottled up.
"Next time...it'll be a watermelon."
My niece spent some time as an emergency room doctor and had some strange tales to tell like this one. I didn’t know whether to laugh, groan, or cringe.
He shouldn’t have kept it bottled up.
Constipated, yeah right.
Cultural appropriation!