Posted on 07/15/2022 10:15:28 AM PDT by Morgana
An Iranian man needed a seven-and-half inch (19cm) water bottle yanked out of his anus.
The constipated 50-year-old, who wasn't named, was so scared of his wife's reaction he delayed seeking help for three days.
She had taken him to hospital because she was concerned about his lack of eating, abdominal pain and inability to go to the toilet.
But the man didn't tell doctors that it was because he had a 250ml bottle inside him. It was only spotted when he was sent for a CT scan.
Writing in the journal Clinical Case Reports, they said he didn't want to reveal he had inserted the object inside himself due to 'embarrassment and fear of his wife'.
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My niece spent some time as an emergency room doctor and had some strange tales to tell like this one. I didn’t know whether to laugh, groan, or cringe.
He shouldn’t have kept it bottled up.
“What’s wrong with another man’s penis. It would come out.”
This may surprise you, but not many men’s penises are as large as a water bottle.
My first wife worked in the emergency room of San Jose hospital. She told me about a guy who came in with a plastic banana stuck up his ass.
He had no idea how it got there.
Constipated, yeah right.
Cultural appropriation!
From a friend with an ER doctor friend in SF, light bulbs used to be popular.
In looking at the picture, it seems he inserted it backwards.
must have been a Holey water Bottle....................
Here’s a friend’s story:
His sister was a nurse at the local hospital emergency room.
Paramedics called and said they were bringing in several people who had been injured in a brawl at a local pool hall.
They had to take x-rays of one of the victims and a large, round object was seen in his rectum.
When the doctors were finally able to remove it the object turned out to be a cue ball.
Guess that guy lost the fight.
His pronoun is refrigerator.
So, this wasn't the 'first' time.....................
I guess we know how this all came out in the end.
When the doctors were finally able to remove it the object turned out to be a cue ball.
Guess that guy lost the fight.
So, it was a “scratch” in the back pocket?
Really...poor devils!!!!
can’t jump to conclusions- after all, he mighta been trying to hydrate-
“Well, I had no idea that shoving something up your keister gave pleasure”
My guess is that it gives the shover pleasure but not the shovee.
Free republic or Iran?
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