Posted on 07/15/2022 10:15:28 AM PDT by Morgana
An Iranian man needed a seven-and-half inch (19cm) water bottle yanked out of his anus.
The constipated 50-year-old, who wasn't named, was so scared of his wife's reaction he delayed seeking help for three days.
She had taken him to hospital because she was concerned about his lack of eating, abdominal pain and inability to go to the toilet.
But the man didn't tell doctors that it was because he had a 250ml bottle inside him. It was only spotted when he was sent for a CT scan.
Writing in the journal Clinical Case Reports, they said he didn't want to reveal he had inserted the object inside himself due to 'embarrassment and fear of his wife'.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
On skip it.
So has his wife found out yet?
Wow. Mossad sure has some crazy ways to mess Iranians up.
What’s wrong with another man’s penis. It would come out.
He wanted 7 and a half inches and he got it!
I wondered where that was.
It’s an out door for a reason.
Bummer.
My wife was a nurse, and she told me a story about how an abdominal xray was taken of a patient who had abdominal pain, and there was an, er, “foreign object” in the abodmen. It was “unusual” and there were a group of nurses looking at it on the lightbox.
A resident walked in and said “How did that patient eat that?”
All the nurses just turned and stared at her...
Well, I had no idea that shoving something up your keister gave pleasure. I managed to live for 68 years without such knowledge. Sometimes ignorance really is bliss.
I’m glad they included the yellow arrow in the image to help us locate it.
Doc, it was a one in a million shot!
Well this thread won’t last long.
Freerepublic is really going down hill.
:)
How many Gerbils was left out of de tale.
Rectum?
Yep, darn near killed him!
A water bottle is so lame. He should have tried a gerbil.
Several years ago, “they” say, Richard Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with a foreign object lodged in his rectum. Some say Gere was alone when he arrived, others say he was accompanied by a friend (e.g., former love interest Cindy Crawford). In any case, an x-ray was taken and it was determined that the foreign object was a gerbil (either alive or dead, depending on who tells the story). Mr. Gere was rushed to surgery, where it took an entire team of doctors to extract the animal from his behind. Some variants say the gerbil was found to have been shaven and declawed; others claim the animal had been placed in a special plastic pouch. Still others insist the poor creature was Gere’s own beloved pet (appropriately named “Tibet” in this variant). In any event, when the gerbilectomy was done the medical team was sworn to secrecy unsuccessfully, we must conclude and Gere went on his merry way, suffering no permanent harm other than to his reputation.
https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/richard-gere-gerbil-story-true-or-false.1076180/
Someone told him to “put a cork in it”?
He shouldn’t have kept it bottled up.
"Next time...it'll be a watermelon."
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