Posted on 07/12/2022 6:23:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A Georgia man became trapped while trying to crawl down through a vent from a strip mall roof into a pizza restaurant on Tuesday, forcing firefighters to slice open the vent to free him, police said.
SNIP
Police told local news outlets that emergency responders cut open the vent where it extended upward from a pizza oven at a Little Caesars outlet in suburban Lithonia, about 15 miles east of downtown Atlanta.
Brittany Davis, a U.S. Army recruiter, told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution she could hear the man yelling for help when she arrived for work at a neighboring recruiting office.
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I’m not gay but, he sounds hot...
forcing firefighters to slice open the vent to....
I see what they did there.
Darwin Effect
Hey, it could have been Santa!
Usually, these "crawl down through the chimney/stovepipe/ventilator shaft" burglars suffocate in situ. Often, they are not discovered for years, and people just figure they left town.
Skeleton Found in Chimney 27 Years After Man Disappeared
Human skeleton found in chimney was man who disappeared two years ago
Those are just two - dozens of these stories, from all over the country.
Food prices are so high someone is willing to crawl down an oven vent for Mozzarella and pepperoni.
They’re very good in Green Goddess dressing.
Thank you for the tip! I kind of like using the little devils in various things. Always love your cooking posts, keep ‘em coming!
Brittany Davis, a U.S. Army recruiter,”
Sign right up boys. Trannies, chomos, homos, and idiots that try to break in to a pizza joint will be your COs. And if you’re white. You get to look forward being passed over for promotions by overweight AA promotions AND you will get the pleasure of being lectured how evil and racist you are.
AUNTI SAM WANTS YOU!!!
Yes & yes!
I think he was a robber trying to steal the dough.
Ding Ding Ding, we have a winner* *remember no Dough is Tax free
He wanted the cannolis.
Little early for Santa Claus.
😜🤣
Just a little north of Florida man’s.
Should’a fired up the oven and waited 15 minutes...
Feral strikes again and it’s growing by the day.
Falling into volcanoes…..
Crawling into pizza ovens…..
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Tommy Smothers yelled FIRE when he fell into a vat of chocolate.
If only she wore ear buds...
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