Hey, it almost qualifies as a 'pizza-like' substance.
If I were starving to death I would first do a web search to see if
anyone else - at all - would deliver, but if not...
Posted on 07/12/2022 6:23:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A Georgia man became trapped while trying to crawl down through a vent from a strip mall roof into a pizza restaurant on Tuesday, forcing firefighters to slice open the vent to free him, police said.
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Police told local news outlets that emergency responders cut open the vent where it extended upward from a pizza oven at a Little Caesars outlet in suburban Lithonia, about 15 miles east of downtown Atlanta.
Brittany Davis, a U.S. Army recruiter, told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution she could hear the man yelling for help when she arrived for work at a neighboring recruiting office.
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Falling into volcanoes…..
Crawling into pizza ovens…..
Not a good day for humanity.
Yup, some folks are pretty stupid.
Burglar stuck in a ceiling vent pipe.
The good ones don’t get caught. Don’t think he’s got a future in this, frankly.
What is the guy’s IQ?
Just slightly higher than an anchovy.
Shoulda waited till after the shift.
he was only trying to rescue his kitten that had climbed on the roof and gotten trapped in the vent.
at least that would be my story.
Pizza! Pizza!
The dead anchovy of course.
He was probably calling for help because he ate a Little Caesar’s pizza.
20 clams says it was the salad dressing dude.
Veni vidi vici venti
Fortunately for society, this kind of criminal is usually not too bright.
Hey, it almost qualifies as a 'pizza-like' substance.
If I were starving to death I would first do a web search to see if
anyone else - at all - would deliver, but if not...
I would have fired those pizza up.
People are getting so whacked out they are acting like rats, trying every crack and crevice to wiggle in. It speaks much about our education system.
“Shoulda waited till after the shift.”
He did.
; ) our Friday night supper is always homemade pizza with anchovies!
Getting to sniff pizza while slowly roasting . . . what could be better I ax’ you?
Anchovies are underrated for their umami goodness.
But they’re still smarter than that guy.
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