Simone Biles Mistaken as a Child on Plane — Shares What the Flight Attendant Tried to Give Her

Independent Journal Review ^ | July 12, 2022 at 2:55pm | By Savannah Rychcik

[NorthMountain]

I had to read it a couple times ... “horror” was used in reference to sexual abuse by Larry Nassar. I think it’s appropriate.

[Manic_Episode]

"’ve started a seminar to help short folks learn math.

It’s called: “Little people count.”

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Thank you for your addition.

I hope it doesn't cause any division.

[Ken H]

4’8”

Does she have a flat head?

[humblegunner]

Bouncy little hottentots fly for half price.

[BipolarBob]

President Joe Biden introduced the gymnast, saying, “Today, she adds to her medal count. I hope you have room in your toy box” as he sniffs her braids.

[Recovering_Democrat]

She is a big supporter of abortion.

[Red Badger]

She ain’t that big.........................../rimshot/.............

[bray]

Good thing she didn’t fly Hunter Airlines.

[Red Badger]

Or The Epstein one......................

[Political Junkie Too]

I said ‘no I’m good I’m 25.

And still on her grandparents' health care plan?

-PJ

[enumerated]

I didn’t read the story - did Joe Biden mistake her for a child and hit on her?

[cornfedcowboy]

I love all these strangers giving Simone Biles a hard time for stepping aside. It is painfully obvious these folks have their own problems.
She is one of the best in her sport to ever walk the planet.

[Dr. Sivana]

She can eat free on Tuesday nights at the Golden Corral

$3 off on her movie ticket, too. But no riding the Thunderbolt Roller Coaster at Riverside Park.

[algore]

Biden also mis-aged her

[wastedyears]

This is the girl that Pedo Joe is giving the Presidential Medal of Freedom for bailing on her team during the Olympics.

Should she have disregarded her health?

[Jewbacca]

Not sure why I thought of this, but I had a blind date through basically what you’d call a “matchmaker” 30 years ago — long story, but it’s how it’s done in Jerusalem. You go and meet at a hotel lobby.

She was smart, observant, good family, cute as a button, and 4’8”.

I’m 6’9”. I have to sign liability waivers on planes I fly bc I will almost certainly snap my neck if the ejection seat triggers.

We just started laughing at the impossibility. Lovely date, see her randomly out and about every decade or so and we still laugh.

[dangus]

Did you just refer to those not familiar with the fraternity culture as “incels?” That implies that you figure were it not for fraternities, there’d be far more incels.

[colorado tanker]

“horror” was used in reference to sexual abuse by Larry Nassar.

I think a gymnast could have gone to him about a hangnail and his prescription would have been genital massage. He had to have a lot of enablers to get away with it as long as he did.

[HereInTheHeartland]

She’s young and short.
Flight attendant doesn’t have every celebrity memorized .

[NorthMountain]

A real sicko, that one.