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Beast from the East! Panicking Putin 'calls up OBESE 280lbs retired general, 67, to lead forces in Ukraine' after 'most of his best and battle-hardened senior commanders are killed' in war
Daily Mail ^ | 6/26/2022 | Walter Finch

Posted on 06/26/2022 10:45:38 AM PDT by marcusmaximus

Putin has called an obese general out of retirement to take command of forces in Ukraine after yet another round of purges of top commanders has left him 'scraping the barrel'.

The 20 stone General Pavel, 67, has been summoned from his comfortable life in the Moscow suburbs and told to don his specially-made army fatigues and go to the front lines of eastern Ukraine.

He will now take charge of Russian special forces operating in the region after the unit's former commander was seriously injured in an artillery strike.

A veteran of the Soviet Union's ill-fated invasion of Afghanistan in the 1980s and a member of Russia's special forces, General Pavel has let himself go considerably since retirement five years ago.

He is understood to eat five meals a day and polish it all off with a litre of vodka. Since coming back to the service, he has had to have his uniform specially made and he needs to wear two sets of body armour to ensure his torso is protected.

'Most of his best and battle-hardened senior commanders have been killed or injured fighting in Ukraine so he is resorting to sending second rate officers to the front who don't last very long.

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Despite capturing the key city of Severodonetsk yesterday, there have been reports that Putin has now sacked his number one general in Ukraine, ostensibly over the glacial pace of advance of the Russian army's primary thrust to annex the Donbas.

The dismissal of Gen Alexander Dvornikov, rumoured to be a drunk and distrusted by his officers, would mark yet another major shake up of Putin's command structure, and an expression of the dictator's frustration with the state of his war in Ukraine, which he had supposed would be successfully over within four days.

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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Russopotamus


61 posted on 06/26/2022 11:55:14 AM PDT by Chad_the_Impaler
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To: marcusmaximus

Marxist Maximus is back to cheerlead for the globalists. Rah rah. Go Dopey Joe.


62 posted on 06/26/2022 11:55:17 AM PDT by Luke21
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To: marcusmaximus

I found video of his wife:

https://www.itemfix.com/v?t=3wwxad


63 posted on 06/26/2022 11:59:14 AM PDT by Mount Athos
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To: marcusmaximus

I saw this earlier. Thought it was The Bee. It’s real???


64 posted on 06/26/2022 12:02:51 PM PDT by xkaydet65 ( )
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To: marcusmaximus

Wayyyy more than 280 lbs. The guy next to him is probably over 200 himself.
I say he’s a 400 pounder.


65 posted on 06/26/2022 12:09:15 PM PDT by JerseyDvl (During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act.)
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To: marcusmaximus
This is what happens when all the military officers are corrupt and they steal from the military. No one expected that Putin was going to invade Ukraine. No one knew except him. In January - February, I bet all the officers thought that they were training as usual near the border. Until the word came in and the invasion was on.

Looking back, there were reports that troops were moved away from the border. It may be that their equipment had broken down (tanks, trucks) so maybe we thought that Putin was just bluffing.

66 posted on 06/26/2022 12:10:21 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: JerseyDvl

Agree!


67 posted on 06/26/2022 12:11:54 PM PDT by Reily
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To: DMZFrank

He was also one fat ass epicurean, and a stone chow hound, but the fat did not extend to above his collar. I don’t know anything about this Russki general, but appearances can be deceiving.


How true. Winston Churchill didn’t exactly look like a marathoner.


68 posted on 06/26/2022 12:13:32 PM PDT by Magic Fingers (Political correctness mutates in order to remain virulent.)
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To: marcusmaximus

Typical simple-minded reporting by the MSM. Old Fuss and Feathers Winfield Scott never saw a buffet table he didn’t like. But he saved us in the War of 1812, won the Mexican War and in his old age provided the game plan (Scott’s Anaconda) that won the Civil War for the Union.


69 posted on 06/26/2022 12:14:12 PM PDT by georgecorgi
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To: cornfedcowboy

Probably by now a number of countries have intelligence that can track individual military officers. No reason Biden wouldn’t, but so could UK and France, or all three.

There are a few others with capability but not likely to use it in current comditions.


70 posted on 06/26/2022 12:17:29 PM PDT by jjotto ( Blessed are You LORD, who crushes enemies and subdues the wicked.)
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To: georgecorgi

I view Scott as one of America’s greatest generals. I think an argument can be made that he is the greatest if you look at the consequences of his victories & strategic thinking.


71 posted on 06/26/2022 12:19:56 PM PDT by Reily
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To: jjotto

“Probably by now a number of countries have intelligence that can track individual military officers.”

You could almost track this guy with a seismograph.


72 posted on 06/26/2022 12:20:56 PM PDT by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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To: Rdct29

Frank Cannon impersonator in a uniform.


73 posted on 06/26/2022 12:21:41 PM PDT by wally_bert (I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure.)
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To: DMZFrank

Liggett may have been a big replay but looking at his pictures, he is nothing like that his buluga.


74 posted on 06/26/2022 12:23:18 PM PDT by RedMonqey
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To: jjotto

I remember during the Iraq war our military were calling Iraqi generals on their cell phones. That has got to put some fear into you.


75 posted on 06/26/2022 12:23:29 PM PDT by cornfedcowboy ( )
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To: marcusmaximus

Outside of FR fanboys, who reads this junk without laughing?
What’s the Daily Mail average for their Ukie coverage. O for 1000?


76 posted on 06/26/2022 12:40:43 PM PDT by Gottfried
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To: bagster
Changing sci-fi theme momentarily:


77 posted on 06/26/2022 12:46:41 PM PDT by datura (Eventually, the Lord and the Truth will win.)
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To: datura

If one misses that Stormtrooper, then one’s aim is really poor. 🤣


78 posted on 06/26/2022 12:54:16 PM PDT by SaveFerris (The Lord, The Christ and The Messiah: Jesus Christ of Nazareth - http://www.BiblicalJesusChrist.Com/)
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To: Luke21

BS war propaganda.


79 posted on 06/26/2022 1:30:14 PM PDT by ForbesFan
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To: marcusmaximus

Curry Meigs has been resurrected!!!


80 posted on 06/26/2022 1:33:58 PM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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