Posted on 06/24/2022 11:51:46 AM PDT by xp38
U.S.—After making it to the 198th trimester, Roe V. Wade has been aborted. Conceived all the way back on January 22, 1973, Roe V. Wade has been struck down after a decision was passed down today by the Supreme Court. 6 out of the 9 Justices decided to terminate the longstanding federal law. According to Doctors who performed the procedure, "Roe V Wade did not feel a thing as it was ripped apart word by word, syllable from syllable as it was fed through the paper shredder."
According to sources, the Justices claimed court autonomy gave them the right to do whatever they wanted to do with this document even up to the moment of delivery. They claimed "Our Court Our Choice!" and ruled that it was their God-given right to take this fledgling, defenseless document that had barely begun its 198th trimester and terminate it on a whim. Many pro-abortion activists have been immensely distraught and devastated by this action calling the decision "LITERALLY MURDER!" and that this is "not something the court alone can decide!". Christians have been quick to comfort those upset by this action by reminding them that Roe V. Wade was just a clump of words and it's really not even viable until the 199th trimester anyway.
At publishing time, Planned Parenthood had acquired the shredded remains of the precious document and was reportedly selling the scraps for money.
When does an alleged Constitutional right become an actual Constitutional right?
It don’t.
Yeah, the joke went over your head.
Seems like Roe was designed actually to put a guilt trip on those choosing to have children , with a special privacy they could not have unless aborting.
Brutal, Bee. That was beautifully brutal.
The Bee owes me a new keyboard!
Another brutal Bee article. ;-)
Its all good. :)
Interesting that the old crone who doubles as the Speaker of the House used the word “ripped” as she charged the “Republican Court” with “ripping health care away from women”, then became immediately incoherent as she struggled to complete her sentence.
I wonder if her little bit of conscience still remaining realized the irony of that word, and it might have troubled her. Babies ripped from their mothers’ wombs.
I’m glad this nonexistent right to rip and dismember babies was itself ripped away by a real constitutional court. A wonderful day in America.
Go away, Ms. Pelosi. Retire and do penance for the rest of your days. You might be saved yet.
Dred Scott was not available for comment.
ConservaTeen and his sister are being trashed on a newssite they go too.. My wonderful daughter was happy it was overturned and some liberal told her i hope you get pregnant, she replied: Nope, I'm not going to have sex until I find a guy who has my values.
All thanks and praise to Lord Jesus Christ! In your Name, Lord, we call for your divine protection from the demonic domestic terrorists in their night and days of satanic rage.
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