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Why Amy Schumer is getting blamed for the national tampon shortage [satire?]
NY Post ^
| 6/8/22
| Andrew Court
Posted on 06/10/2022 6:39:05 AM PDT by markomalley
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The last paragraph of the extract posted is just journalistic gold.
To: markomalley
The company is apparently running Tampax factory workers ragged in Maine ...
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There’s a bad joke in there.
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posted on
06/10/2022 6:42:36 AM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(The CDC. Brought to you by Pfizer)
To: markomalley
In the FR spirit of commenting without reading first:
Now that all Men's rooms must be stocked with tampons, the increased woke demand was bound to cause shortages.
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posted on
06/10/2022 6:44:30 AM PDT
by
G Larry
(Anybody notice that Satan is hard at work?)
To: markomalley
In the vernacular of the Brits, She’s a bloody wench.
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posted on
06/10/2022 6:45:39 AM PDT
by
Jumper
( )
To: markomalley
claiming the manufacturer is operating 24 hours a day in an attempt to plug the dam of demand by the millions of illegal female invaders.
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posted on
06/10/2022 6:46:08 AM PDT
by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
To: markomalley
Well, if there is anyone who can make women feel less gross about themselves during menstruation by comparison, it’s Amy Schumer.
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posted on
06/10/2022 6:47:03 AM PDT
by
Apparatchik
(If you find yourself in a confusing situation, simply laugh knowingly and walk away - Jim Ignatowski)
To: markomalley
Yep, had to read to the end to get the gems!
“Tampax factory workers running ragged in Maine”
“plug the dam of demand”
Will the male author get the treatment now?
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posted on
06/10/2022 6:48:17 AM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(Wanting to make America great isn’t an insult unless you’re trying to make it worse! ULTRAMAGA!!)
To: markomalley
I guess the girls will have to go into the boy’s restrooms for their feminine hygiene products.
IIRC there were news stories a few weeks ago about schools installing tampon machines in the boy’s restrooms.
To: Flick Lives
“The company is apparently running Tampax factory workers ragged in Maine ...”
Incidentally, did you realize that you have THREE periods in this sentence ?
To: ProtectOurFreedom; Flick Lives
As I said, that paragraph is journalistic gold.
Thanks for actually reading it.
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posted on
06/10/2022 6:53:22 AM PDT
by
markomalley
(Directive 10-289 is in force in the US -- already gone Galt TYVM)
To: markomalley
A skank of the first order.
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posted on
06/10/2022 6:55:48 AM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to says it.)
To: Spaceman49
Incidentally, did you realize that you have THREE periods in this sentence ?
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An unintentional triple entendre! ;-)
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posted on
06/10/2022 6:56:56 AM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(The CDC. Brought to you by Pfizer)
To: markomalley
This is sooooooooooooo easy to rectify.
Women: Identify as male and you will not need tampons anymore.
‘Nuff said.
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posted on
06/10/2022 7:02:17 AM PDT
by
BBB333
(The Power Of Trump Compels You!)
To: Puppage
“A skank of the first order.”
Take one glance at her face and then imagine what her skanky, crusty, putrid azz looks like.
I need a shower now.
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posted on
06/10/2022 7:05:01 AM PDT
by
oldvirginian
(The CCP is the world's largest criminal organization. The FBI is the second largest.)
To: Flick Lives
An unintentional triple entendre! ;-)
Oh no, it’s the First World war all over again.
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posted on
06/10/2022 7:06:32 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: markomalley
Invest in feminine product makers. They always have to make more.
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posted on
06/10/2022 7:13:31 AM PDT
by
lurk
(u)
To: markomalley
Would the saying “If it bleeds, it ledes” be appropriate or relevant to the article in question?
To: Puppage
Her family is responsible for the douchebag shortage as well.
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posted on
06/10/2022 7:20:05 AM PDT
by
bigbob
(z)
To: Jumper
She’s a disgusting gutter pig, IMO. A skank of the first order.
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posted on
06/10/2022 7:24:56 AM PDT
by
Gaffer
To: Flick Lives
And also in “plug the dam of demand”.
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posted on
06/10/2022 7:32:53 AM PDT
by
milagro
(There is no peace in appeasement! There)
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