Why Amy Schumer is getting blamed for the national tampon shortage [satire?]

NY Post ^ | 6/8/22 | Andrew Court

[markomalley]

The last paragraph of the extract posted is just journalistic gold.

[Flick Lives]

The company is apparently running Tampax factory workers ragged in Maine ...

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There’s a bad joke in there.

[G Larry]

In the FR spirit of commenting without reading first:

Now that all Men's rooms must be stocked with tampons, the increased woke demand was bound to cause shortages.

[Jumper]

In the vernacular of the Brits, She’s a bloody wench.

[PIF]

claiming the manufacturer is operating 24 hours a day in an attempt to plug the dam of demand by the millions of illegal female invaders.

[Apparatchik]

Well, if there is anyone who can make women feel less gross about themselves during menstruation by comparison, it’s Amy Schumer.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Yep, had to read to the end to get the gems!

“Tampax factory workers running ragged in Maine”

“plug the dam of demand”

Will the male author get the treatment now?

[Presbyterian Reporter]

I guess the girls will have to go into the boy’s restrooms for their feminine hygiene products.

IIRC there were news stories a few weeks ago about schools installing tampon machines in the boy’s restrooms.

[Spaceman49]

“The company is apparently running Tampax factory workers ragged in Maine ...”

Incidentally, did you realize that you have THREE periods in this sentence ?

[markomalley]

As I said, that paragraph is journalistic gold.

Thanks for actually reading it.

[Puppage]

A skank of the first order.

[Flick Lives]

Incidentally, did you realize that you have THREE periods in this sentence ?

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An unintentional triple entendre! ;-)

[BBB333]

This is sooooooooooooo easy to rectify.

Women: Identify as male and you will not need tampons anymore.

‘Nuff said.

[oldvirginian]

“A skank of the first order.”

Take one glance at her face and then imagine what her skanky, crusty, putrid azz looks like.
I need a shower now.

[tet68]

An unintentional triple entendre! ;-)

Oh no, it’s the First World war all over again.

[lurk]

Invest in feminine product makers. They always have to make more.

[Antihero101607]

Would the saying “If it bleeds, it ledes” be appropriate or relevant to the article in question?

[bigbob]

Her family is responsible for the douchebag shortage as well.

[Gaffer]

She’s a disgusting gutter pig, IMO. A skank of the first order.

[milagro]

And also in “plug the dam of demand”.