Posted on 06/08/2022 2:52:28 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A Russian soldier in Moscow ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine." The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would've also seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Ukraine either."
Now that, is funny.
Transvestitism with a with a justified purpose.
And no surgery or hormone treatment needed.
also funny comments
thanks
The joke won’t work when NATO troops get involved. They’ll have their own skirts.
You can kiss a nun once or twice, but don’t get in the habit.
Guffaw!
Not funny.
Know why?
I would loathe to be in the US military today, and for good reason.
Reevaluate.
Unless they send in the “Ladies from Hell”, Black Watch Scots guard.
One track mind, as usual.
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