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A Russian soldier and a nun
email from a friend | 6/8/2022 | unknown

Posted on 06/08/2022 2:52:28 AM PDT by sodpoodle

A Russian soldier in Moscow ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way." After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine." The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would've also seen a great pair of balls. I don't want to go to Ukraine either."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda; terrible
God bless
1 posted on 06/08/2022 2:52:28 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Now that, is funny.


2 posted on 06/08/2022 3:08:52 AM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
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To: sodpoodle

Transvestitism with a with a justified purpose.

And no surgery or hormone treatment needed.


3 posted on 06/08/2022 3:10:28 AM PDT by alloysteel (There are folks running the government who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches - Will Rogers)
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To: alloysteel

also funny comments
thanks


4 posted on 06/08/2022 3:14:46 AM PDT by ptsal (Vote R.E.D. >>>Remove Every Democrat ***)
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To: sodpoodle

The joke won’t work when NATO troops get involved. They’ll have their own skirts.


5 posted on 06/08/2022 3:16:42 AM PDT by hardspunned (former GOP globalist stooge)
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To: sodpoodle

You can kiss a nun once or twice, but don’t get in the habit.


6 posted on 06/08/2022 3:25:46 AM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: sodpoodle

Guffaw!


7 posted on 06/08/2022 4:32:14 AM PDT by moovova
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To: sodpoodle

Not funny.

Know why?

I would loathe to be in the US military today, and for good reason.

Reevaluate.


8 posted on 06/08/2022 6:15:14 AM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: hardspunned

Unless they send in the “Ladies from Hell”, Black Watch Scots guard.


9 posted on 06/08/2022 6:21:59 AM PDT by epluribus_2
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To: sodpoodle

One track mind, as usual.


10 posted on 06/08/2022 10:51:50 AM PDT by daniel1212 (Turn to the Lord Jesus as a damned+destitute sinner, trust Him who saves, be baptized + follow Him!)
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