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In Honor Of Pride Month Chick-Fil-A Waffle Fries Will Be Seasoned With Salt From Lot’s Wife
The Babylon Bee ^
| June 6 2022
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 06/07/2022 9:43:38 AM PDT by xp38
U.S.—Chick-fil-A has finally come around to celebrating pride month this year. The fast-food company has announced that throughout June, all waffle fries will be covered in salt from Lot's wife.
"Other companies go in for rainbow flags and squeezing in PRIDE everywhere they can, but we wanted our celebration of pride month to be a bit more...biblical," said Dan Cathy at a recent press release. "Now with every delicious, perfectly seasoned bite of waffle fry customers will be reminded how God celebrates Pride."
"Wow! That IS salty. Man, I needed this reminder to flee from sexual sin," said Chick-fil-A patron Brenda Lovelace. "I don't want to end up as a pillar of salt just like Lot's wife!"
Much to Chick-fil-A's surprise, this move to faithfully honor pride month has been met with intense backlash from the LGBT community. "WHAT?! You're supposed to celebrate by changing all your bags to rainbow flags and putting Drag Queens in the playplace ball pit!" said queer-activist Brandley Xenus. "This doesn't count!"
At publishing time, Dan Cathy also announced that if you tell any employee the secret phrase "I take kids to Drag shows," they will celebrate by tying a millstone to your neck and tossing you into the ocean.
TOPICS: Humor; Religion
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; pillarofsalt
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posted on
06/07/2022 9:43:38 AM PDT
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xp38
To: xp38
Guess which one is the salt shaker:
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posted on
06/07/2022 9:49:12 AM PDT
by
fidelis
(Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversaet! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia! )
To: xp38
That’s one of the best ones yet!
God bless Babylon Bee. Amen.
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posted on
06/07/2022 9:49:21 AM PDT
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jacknhoo
( Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
To: xp38
At publishing time, Dan Cathy also announced that if you tell any employee the secret phrase "I take kids to Drag shows," they will celebrate by tying a millstone to your neck and tossing you into the ocean.
This policy had to be revised after an unfortunate misunderstanding involving a father who was describing bringing his children to an NHRA event.
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posted on
06/07/2022 9:49:59 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
("It's one thing if it's a minor incursion" － Joe Biden)
To: xp38
That’s funny! From back from before Chick-fil-A went all in for BLM and globohomo.
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posted on
06/07/2022 9:50:31 AM PDT
by
DesertRhino
(Dogs are called man's best friend. Moslems hate dogs. Add it up..)
To: xp38
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posted on
06/07/2022 9:51:57 AM PDT
by
EvilCapitalist
(Sodomy is nothing to be proud of.)
To: xp38
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posted on
06/07/2022 9:52:53 AM PDT
by
Guenevere
(“If the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do?”)
To: xp38
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posted on
06/07/2022 9:58:21 AM PDT
by
LibertyWoman
(America, the Handwriting is on the Wall. )
To: xp38
For those who’ve “waffled” on God’s creation.
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posted on
06/07/2022 9:59:03 AM PDT
by
G Larry
(Anybody notice that Satan is hard at work?)
To: xp38
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posted on
06/07/2022 10:01:05 AM PDT
by
philippa
To: xp38
To: fidelis
I w ant a set. My wife would so use them.
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posted on
06/07/2022 10:08:36 AM PDT
by
wgmalabama
(We will find out if the Vac or virus risk was the correct choice -can put the truth above narrative )
To: jacknhoo
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posted on
06/07/2022 10:12:05 AM PDT
by
drSteve78
(Je suis Deplorable STILL)
To: xp38
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posted on
06/07/2022 10:12:58 AM PDT
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stevio
To: xp38
Babylon Bee doesn’t waffle on anything.
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posted on
06/07/2022 10:15:29 AM PDT
by
SamAdams76
(3,209,004 active users on Truth Social)
To: fidelis
To: xp38
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posted on
06/07/2022 10:43:00 AM PDT
by
pepsi_junkie
(Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
To: Southside_Chicago_Republican
Sunday School joke that John Wesley would approve of.
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posted on
06/07/2022 10:43:51 AM PDT
by
Colt1851Navy
(What was wrong with Nixon?)
To: xp38
C’mon, man!
Some of us enjoy drinking our coffee while perusing FR, not spraying it on the monitor!
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posted on
06/07/2022 10:51:16 AM PDT
by
AF_Blue
(My decision-making skills closely resemble those of a squirrel when crossing a road)
To: xp38
HAHAHAHA! Everyone in the office just looked at me and asked what’s so funny.
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posted on
06/07/2022 10:51:40 AM PDT
by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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