Mayor Lori Lightfoot on her latest reelection challenger: ‘Another day, another man who thinks he can do this job better than me’

Chicago Tribune ^ | 6/2/2022 | Gregory Pratt

[Fledermaus]

A flea biting a dog’s ass can do a better job.

[Dave911]

Any primate could do the job better than her.

[BradyLS]

I think a woman could do your job better than you, too, Lori.

[AppyPappy]

Any fish-eyed fool could better than her

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Leon could do a better job then you sugar butt and he is about 23.

[john drake]

God is she awful. Almost always wrong, but never in doubt. You’d think the thimbleful of brains she may have would allow some element of truth to seep in from time to time. But no, she lives the lie, speaks the lie and in the end, will be defeated by her lies. It’s only a matter of time. But its probably already too late for Chicago. The slow, malingering death of a once great city, a death decades in the making. Very sad indeed.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Just remember folks, Lightfoot was the moderate candidate. Her opponent was Stalin reincarnate. Can you imagine how much more effed up Chicago would be had she won?

[Jamestown1630]

Better than I.

[Fai Mao]

Pick any white male off the street. Or any homeless drunk man from the ally

[Steely Tom]

Actual email from mayor Lightfoot:

I need office time everyday! I need office time everyday! I need office time everyday! I need office time everyday! I need office time everyday! I need office time everyday! I need office time everyday! I need office time everyday! I need office time everyday! I need office time everyday! I need office time everyday! I need office time everyday! I need office time everyday! I need office time everyday! I need office time everyday! I need office time everyday!

Not just once a week or some days, everyday! Not just once a week or some days, everyday! Not just once a week or some days, everyday! Not just once a week or some days, everyday! Not just once a week or some days, everyday! Not just once a week or some days, everyday! Not just once a week or some days, everyday! Not just once a week or some days, everyday! Not just once a week or some days, everyday! Not just once a week or some days, everyday! Not just once a week or some days, everyday!

Breaks or transition times between meetings are not office time. Breaks or transition times between meetings are not office time. Breaks or transition times between meetings are not office time. Breaks or transition times between meetings are not office time. Breaks or transition times between meetings are not office time. Breaks or transition times between meetings are not office time. Breaks or transition times between meetings are not office time.

If this doesn't change immediately I will just start unilaterally cancelling things every day. If this doesn't change immediately I will just start unilaterally cancelling things every day. If this doesn't change immediately I will just start unilaterally cancelling things every day. If this doesn't change immediately I will just start unilaterally cancelling things every day.

Have I made myself clear, finally?! Have I made myself clear, finally?! Have I made myself clear, finally?! Have I made myself clear, finally?! Have I made myself clear, finally?! Have I made myself clear, finally?! Have I made myself clear, finally?! Have I made myself clear, finally?! Have I made myself clear, finally?! Have I made myself clear, finally?! Have I made myself clear, finally?! Have I made myself clear, finally?! Have I made myself clear, finally?!

[Tommy Revolts]

‘Another day, another man who thinks he can do this job better than me a butt ugly woman who thinks she's a man’

There, fixed it.

[lump in the melting pot]

The stray turnip moldering in the back of the crisper tray in my fridge could do a better job of running Chicago than Beetlejuice

[PCPOET7]

I have no experience and consider myself incompetent in any executive position and believe I could do better.

[cranked]

Bug eyed idiot governing over a city she, as with the Leftist politicians before, have turned into Mogadishu 2.0......

[heavy metal]

beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice...

[muir_redwoods]

A wax dummy could outperform this gay midget communist.

[faithhopecharity]

A psycho from the lunatic asylum would do a much better job than her

[beethovenfan]

A potted plant could do a better job.

[antidemoncrat]

Lori Lightbrain would be an excellent ... I mean pisspoor dog catcher.