Posted on 05/28/2022 4:55:35 PM PDT by xp38
LOS ANGELES, CA—With nothing to do during basketball playoffs, LeBron James turned on a hockey game and was shocked to see players somehow getting back to their feet after being knocked over.
"This makes no sense!" said a bewildered LeBron. "No tears, no waiting to be carried to a wheelchair, they just literally stand back up and keep playing. How is this possible??"
Much to LeBron's astonishment, he then witnessed a fistfight break out as two players repeatedly punched each other in the teeth. "Foul! Foul!" cried LeBron, tears streaming down his face. "Why doesn't he go complain to the ref? Or just curl up in a protective ball? Animals!" he shouted. The two players then proceeded to laugh it off and keep playing, further baffling Mr. James.
According to his team, LeBron is currently laid up at home rehabilitating from an injury suffered at the grocery store. "I was in the candy section looking around when a lady accidentally dropped a pack of Lemonheads on my foot," said LeBron. "I think I blacked out from the pain. I was down on aisle twelve for a good twenty minutes before they were able to lift me into a scooter."
At publishing time, LeBron had gone down again with a finger cramp after trying to change the channel and is reportedly still rolling around on his living room floor.
The NHL is not a tough as it used to be. Lebron would freak if he saw Slap Shot.
LOL!!
Yeah, but does he drink a Whisky drink? Or a Vodka drink? Or a Lager drink? Or a Cider drink?
I see what you did there.
Hi.
Song lyrics...
I get knocked down, I get up again, nobody can keep me down.
5.56mm
LeBrawndo gettin’ no love from the Bee. :`(
Thats why it’s called “Lebroning”.
Ping
Hockey forever. 😀🤗🤭
I hate flopping! It ruins any sport.
FAKE NEWS!! He’s currently over in China picking out Nike factory workers for organ harvest.
Something fizzy and pink
Yeah, my wild and crazy 90s bar nights are flaring up again.
Or the Philadelphia Flyers of the 70’s.
Sucked me in for 2 paragraphs before thinking, “This has got to be the Bee”.
And while we are on the subject of sports conundrums, why is it the bullpens don’t fight each other in the outfield instead of running to the infield?
Hockey players have crotch protection and body armor, except for face, unfortunately for guy in meme.
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