Posted on 05/13/2022 5:49:49 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
KEY LARGO, Fla. - A 19-year-old South Florida woman who fled from law enforcement in the Florida Keys told the deputy who caught up to her that getting arrested was on her "bucket list."
Janiya Shaimiracle Douglas, from Homestead, was charged with fleeing and eluding, the Monroe County Sheriff's Office said.
The deputy spotted the woman's Toyota sedan "speeding and driving recklessly" just before 8 a.m. Thursday morning on Card Sound Road in Key Largo. He turned on his lights and siren but said the driver did not immediately stop.
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Considering that life expectancy in her “neighborhood” is probably 28, no.
“Shaimiracle”?!
Oh please. Enough, and yes, she is a bit young to have a bucket list.
Gotta love a Florida Woman.
Well, check that one off... How about going to prison, is that on the list?
It’shaimiracle mom didn’t abort her.
From the mugshot it appears she was in a hurry to go get her hair did.
Bucket list? That explains a lot of crime in the Dem cities. By 19, many of her colleagues have buckets overflowing.
Janiya Shaimiracle.
Interesting name. Anybody ever collect these into a blog?
I got one.
I ran into a young woman employee last year in Sam’s Club. On her name plate: ABCD.
She was helping me find a product, and by way of small talk, I asked, “Which department is ABCD?”
“That’s my name,” she said. “It’s pronounced, AbbSuhDee.”
“Coolest name I ever heard,” I told her. And meant it. Can you top it?
(Although. She has spent her life—and will spend the rest of it—explaining it. Imagine trying to get a passport.)
If the name fits..
I dig the loose hairs super glued to the forehead look. Now I know what to do with all those strays I can’t control.
Is being a felon also on the list? How about establishing a career?
La-a.
Ladasha..... the dash don’t be silent.
Swear to God the above I have seen personally.
Child in my aunt’s kindergarten classroom.... Syphilis (pronounced Sah FI lus)
"...a nineteen year old woman"
Clearly this is an oxymoron, given the person's behavior.
She probably has acquired a very long list, after starting it at the age of 3. 😋
👍👍👍
La-a = LaDasha (The dash don’t be silent)
A winner already?
A name used mostly in the 1980s, incorporating the Russian nickname name Dasha.
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