[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Isn't she a little young to have a bucket list?

[albie]

Considering that life expectancy in her “neighborhood” is probably 28, no.
“Shaimiracle”?!

[Mark17]

Janiya Shaimiracle Douglas

Oh please. Enough, and yes, she is a bit young to have a bucket list.

[moovova]

Gotta love a Florida Woman.

[jimmygrace]

Well, check that one off... How about going to prison, is that on the list?

[V_TWIN]

From the mugshot it appears she was in a hurry to go get her hair did.

[COBOL2Java]

No need to look...

[StAntKnee]

Bucket list? That explains a lot of crime in the Dem cities. By 19, many of her colleagues have buckets overflowing.

Janiya Shaimiracle.

Interesting name. Anybody ever collect these into a blog?

I got one.

I ran into a young woman employee last year in Sam’s Club. On her name plate: ABCD.

She was helping me find a product, and by way of small talk, I asked, “Which department is ABCD?”

“That’s my name,” she said. “It’s pronounced, AbbSuhDee.”

“Coolest name I ever heard,” I told her. And meant it. Can you top it?

(Although. She has spent her life—and will spend the rest of it—explaining it. Imagine trying to get a passport.)

[JerseyDvl]

I dig the loose hairs super glued to the forehead look. Now I know what to do with all those strays I can’t control.

[FoxInSocks]

“Fleeing and Eluding: Sirens and Lights Activated with High Speed or Reckless Driving: second-degree felony, with penalties of up to 15 years in prison or 15 years of probation, as well as a $10,000 fine and a mandatory driver’s license revocation ranging from 1 to 5 years

Is being a felon also on the list? How about establishing a career?

[scottiemom]

"...a nineteen year old woman"

Clearly this is an oxymoron, given the person's behavior.

[Robert DeLong]

She probably has acquired a very long list, after starting it at the age of 3. 😋

[airdalechief]

A name used mostly in the 1980s, incorporating the Russian nickname name Dasha.