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SCOTUS Justices Seek Protection From Mobs By Lighting The Rittenhouse Signal
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 05/12/2022 12:49:33 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe

U.S.—After having their homes surrounded by hordes of bloodthirsty commie protestors, the five originalist judges on the Supreme Court reached out for protection from the government, but were denied. Left with no other choice, they have activated the Kyle Rittenhouse signal to summon America's sharpshooting protector before it's too late.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; kylerittenhouse; rittenhouse; roevswade; supremecourt
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There may come a day......
1 posted on 05/12/2022 12:49:33 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe
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To: Tench_Coxe

Who knows, we may be going back to the days of the Wild West.


2 posted on 05/12/2022 12:52:37 PM PDT by McGavin999 (To shut down the border tell the administration the cartel is smuggling Ivermectin )
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To: Tench_Coxe

3 posted on 05/12/2022 12:58:12 PM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper)
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To: Tench_Coxe

LOL!!!


4 posted on 05/12/2022 1:05:07 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: McGavin999

Not going back. Some of us have never left. Old school rules in my neighborhood. City folks have to decide how they want to live.


5 posted on 05/12/2022 1:10:22 PM PDT by OldWarBaby
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To: Tench_Coxe

They keep pushing they’ll have millions of Rittenhouse’s to deal with.


6 posted on 05/12/2022 1:20:23 PM PDT by Bullish (CNN is what you get when gullible children run a 'news' channel.)
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To: \/\/ayne

Guffaw!

Backup!


7 posted on 05/12/2022 1:22:02 PM PDT by combat_boots (I am MAGA King)
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To: Tench_Coxe

ROFLMAO! Oh, Bee! I love you so! :)


8 posted on 05/12/2022 1:28:10 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set. )
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To: Bullish

Kyle screwed up—he only exterminated two of the subnumans,


9 posted on 05/12/2022 1:37:44 PM PDT by libstripper
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To: Tench_Coxe

KYLE!!!!


10 posted on 05/12/2022 1:43:36 PM PDT by Guenevere (“If the foundations are destroyed, what can the righteous do?”)
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To: Tench_Coxe

The video on the Bee is hilarious: https://youtu.be/3FhCfRdISeU


11 posted on 05/12/2022 1:49:47 PM PDT by upchuck (The longer I remain unjabbed with the clot-shot, the more evidence I see supporting my decision.)
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To: Tench_Coxe

12 posted on 05/12/2022 2:00:28 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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...he only exterminated two of the subnumans,

This regime has been making it very clear to these "subhumans" that going after people like Rittenhouse is not only going to be tolerated, it's going to be encouraged.

This regime needs a good hard slap of reality in November.

13 posted on 05/12/2022 2:06:45 PM PDT by Bullish (CNN is what you get when gullible children run a 'news' channel.)
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To: libstripper

Kyles mistake was not shooing from the shadows.


14 posted on 05/12/2022 2:22:42 PM PDT by DownInFlames (P)
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To: McGavin999

"You tell them I am coming and HELL is coming with me!"
15 posted on 05/12/2022 2:26:05 PM PDT by Kartographer (“We Mutually Pledge To Each Other Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honor”)
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To: Tench_Coxe

On a serious note, I can name 2 ‘originalist judges’ on SCOTUS, Thomas and Alito.

Who are the other 3?

And to think, all of this because Alito said the people should be allowed to vote on the issue.


16 posted on 05/12/2022 2:28:09 PM PDT by qaz123
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To: Chode

Love the last one.

L


17 posted on 05/12/2022 2:29:05 PM PDT by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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To: libstripper

And one of them is suing the city for not providing protection.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/kyle-rittenhouse-victim-grosskreutz-lawsuit-kenosha-police

https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/15/us/kenosha-lawsuit-by-injured-man/index.html

Not suing Rittenhouse though.


18 posted on 05/12/2022 2:30:14 PM PDT by qaz123
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To: McGavin999

"All Right, I'm Coming Out. Any Man I See Out There, I'm Gonna Shoot Him."

19 posted on 05/12/2022 2:42:35 PM PDT by seowulf (Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos...Will Durant)
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To: Lurker

100%

and a feat never be equaled let alone surpassed...


20 posted on 05/12/2022 2:47:21 PM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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