Posted on 05/11/2022 5:31:36 PM PDT by Trillian
KYIV—This Wednesday, reports poured in that thousands of babies have been smuggling themselves into Ukraine dressed as Ukrainian soldiers. The refugee infants say they are seeking leftovers from the federal aid Biden has sent to the war-torn country.
“Waah waah waaaaah!” Baby translators at the border were able to render one newborn’s helpless wails into English for reporters. “This baby says he's a battle-hardened Ukrainian commando and he wants some formula.”
Other babies at the border concurred, with the oldest baby speaking for the group through a baby translator. “We trust our leaders to prioritize aid distribution well, as they did with billions to promote worldwide gender equity, billions in weapons as a going-away present for the Taliban in Afghanistan, or this breathtaking act of generosity amid America’s most severe recession in years.”
The baby spokesperson admitted that the choice to leave America was difficult, but that they knew it was the right choice. “It was hard to leave our families, but when Biden made it clear that Ukraine was the place to go for help, we didn’t ask questions!"
At publishing time, Biden celebrated that U.S. families now rid of burdensome babies could afford to contribute more in taxes to repay trillions for “Build Back Better” infrastructure spending. When asked about helping babies directly, he said “Best I can do is federal funding for abortion.”
LMAO
Not one damned American media outlet has asked Abbott Labs of Chicago, and the world’s largest baby food producer, the reason for the shortage.
That’s because they represent death.
They’ve been on a roll since Twitter pulled the plug. Lol
Um people, I do not think this is true and highly doubtful American babies are disguised as Ukrainian soldiers. I think this story needs to be reported to the moderator./sarcasm off
Lordy I love The Bee
Is this the article that has Levin so upset? lol
Starving American Babies Disguise Selves As Ukrainian Soldiers In Hopes Of Getting $40 Billion In Federal Aid
JoeB asks disguised babies for a cigarette and a light, they walk away, JoeB shoots them in the back, loots their cribs.
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