Posted on 05/09/2022 9:49:47 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
AMARILLO, TX—A local woman stunned critics Friday by successfully executing a record-breaking 37-point turn in front of Lawndale Elementary School on Bivins St. The driver, identified as Cheryl Alessa, only held up traffic for 12 minutes as she performed the daring expert maneuver.
Alessa dropped her kids off for school on 25th Ave and then proceeded to make a wrong turn in a northward direction. To avoid a minor delay on her way to a yoga class she promptly initiated the 37-point turn on the packed street. Bystanders began laying on their car horns and raising their voices at the loving wife and mother.
"People were really cheering for me," Alessa later told authorities. "You could hear the crowd for miles. I didn't think it was a big deal but I guess few women are as skilled as I am behind the wheel."
According to sources, her husband Gerald has expressed displeasure at the incident. "I'm worried about the example she's setting for our children. A U-turn at the next intersection would have been simpler and safer. Frankly, she's a loose cannon."
"He's just threatened by my mad skillz," said Cheryl who laughed off her husband's concern. (She specifically pronounced the word skillz with a z).
At publishing time, school officials sent a letter to the Alessa household, encouraging the family to make other arrangements for their kids to be brought to school by someone other than their mother.
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This wouldn’t be funny unless there were an element of truth. ;-)
This was perfect!
150 point turn...🤣🤣🤣
It would be more truthful if she was also of Asian decent.
Had a guy make a straight line across 6 lines of Atlanta traffic yesterday to get to an exit he didn’t want to miss. People were honking and encouraging him by holding up one finger every time he made it to the next lane unscathed.
The bee does it again
Chinese women tend to drive Lexii (Nanking is forgotten).
they drive exactly 8.72 mph on the main throughfare
they drive 4.51 mph on regular streets
they drive 169.69 mph racing each other to get that last parking place in the Costco lot
A lot of people drive more slowly in Pensacola. Why? Because #FloridaMan sometimes gets behind the wheel and causes havoc. I only wish I weren’t speaking from experience.
Reminds me of the video of that congress baboon trying to park her minivan going the wrong way.
If you have ever passed the Pin on a Trailer, you likely know what that GIF is really saying. I did it once, maybe 3 times, but technically I think only once. It was a bitch to get out.
https://youtu.be/Z7Ym-kk1tRw
Then it takes them 10 minutes to pull into that parking spot.
ha!
and when it comes time to back out, they do that in one second flat!
Took my daughter to test drive a car at a local dealership - as she was coming back in to park it, a parked vehicle suddenly backed out and rammed into the side of our test car.
Several witnesses including the salesman in the car assured my daughter she was not at fault and could not have avoided it. After parking the car, we both looked to see the other driver talking to dealership people - yep, Asian woman.
I am one of those slow drivers - I only go five miles per hour above the speed limit.
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