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The mind reels, thinking what names oughta be on that dress.

Come on, Freepers! :)

1 posted on 05/02/2022 5:44:38 PM PDT by simpson96
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our own little chipmunk.


2 posted on 05/02/2022 5:47:16 PM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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Ahh, yes — in honor, no doubt, of Priscilla of Corinth.


3 posted on 05/02/2022 5:47:30 PM PDT by HKMk23 (https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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"The mind reels, thinking what names oughta be on that dress."

How about "KOTEX"?

4 posted on 05/02/2022 5:48:57 PM PDT by CivilWarBrewing (Get off my b"ack for my usage of CAPS, especially you snowflake males! MAN UP!)
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Oh my ! Bless her heart.


6 posted on 05/02/2022 5:51:52 PM PDT by Baldwin77 (If you put anything into my body WITHOUT my consent, IT IS RAPE.)
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Some women are famous because they are talented and smart.
Others are famous because they boinked a crooked politician.
Wanna classify the Hillabeast?


7 posted on 05/02/2022 5:52:38 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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Her dress is fabulous. It covers the cankles.


8 posted on 05/02/2022 5:53:39 PM PDT by Presbyterian Reporter
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9 posted on 05/02/2022 5:53:57 PM PDT by BenLurkin ((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.))
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Cause like Harriet Tubman had a dress just like that...


10 posted on 05/02/2022 5:55:12 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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Bette Midler as that buck-toothed witchy character


13 posted on 05/02/2022 5:57:06 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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That’s not a dress, it’s a circus tent!


14 posted on 05/02/2022 5:58:00 PM PDT by Reddy ( B.O. stinks)
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Vivian Leigh looked super in drapes. Hillary, looks like Hillary, dumpy with cheeks like a squirrel storing nuts.

Those photographers behind her are installing their super wide angle lenses because the are photograping her big ole backside.


15 posted on 05/02/2022 6:10:38 PM PDT by dforest (We have to put a stop to this now.)
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Well, we knew it had to be a tent.


16 posted on 05/02/2022 6:22:25 PM PDT by jacknhoo ( Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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juxtapose it with Kardashian being allowed to wear the actual Happy Birthday dress of the mistress of the Kennedys.


17 posted on 05/02/2022 6:30:08 PM PDT by RummyChick
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Couldn’t she have had her hair done?


18 posted on 05/02/2022 6:31:31 PM PDT by ryderann
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She looks fine for a 70 year old woman.


19 posted on 05/02/2022 6:41:04 PM PDT by pnut22
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Abraham, does this dress make backside look big?

20 posted on 05/02/2022 6:41:33 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. )
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Kinda reminds me of that old Geico commercial…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xVEtz871hIA


21 posted on 05/02/2022 6:48:00 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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"And for you ladies we have caftans, muumuus, and our own exclusive A-frame in all colors and patterns. Yes, we have miles and miles of fabric. So take it from me, Thornton Melon, if you want to look thin, you hang out with fat people."
22 posted on 05/02/2022 6:51:13 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Wrong color - should have been blue. Added names? Juanita Broaddrick, Tara Reade, Gennifer Flowers, Ghislaine Maxwell, Energizer.


23 posted on 05/02/2022 6:53:15 PM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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Bonnie Elizabeth Parker.


26 posted on 05/02/2022 7:12:52 PM PDT by Jumpmaster (U.S. Army Paratrooper. I am the 0.001%.)
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