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Python caught chilling on shelves at Walmart in Bloomington [IN]
WTHR ^ | April 19, 2022

Posted on 04/20/2022 3:26:52 PM PDT by BenLurkin

Animal control officers say it's unclear how the sneaky snake, who they've named Wolverine, ended up at America's favorite supercenter. Maybe it just wanted a snack? Or was looking for a new heated rock to decorate its enclosure?

Regardless of how it got there, animal control graciously gave the snake a new place to stay... one that's far away from people shopping for groceries.

Wolverine is in the market for a forever home!

Wolverine would do best with an experienced snake owner. Animal control said the snake is "a bit stressed and slightly spicy" but is getting used to being handled and will likely be able to relax more in a calmer environment.

(Excerpt) Read more at wthr.com ...


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: bloomington; python; walmart
"Slightly spicy"?
1 posted on 04/20/2022 3:26:52 PM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

Must be female!


2 posted on 04/20/2022 3:30:20 PM PDT by M_Continuum
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To: BenLurkin

One of the few things in Walmart that wasn’t made in China.


3 posted on 04/20/2022 3:31:04 PM PDT by skr (May God confound the enemy)
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To: BenLurkin

“Slightly spicy”?

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Haha! Yet another creative way for saying “Pissed off!”


4 posted on 04/20/2022 3:31:32 PM PDT by Bishop_Malachi (Liberal Socialism - A philosophy which advocates spreading a low standard of living equally.)
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To: BenLurkin

Newest Spice Girl - Snakey Spice


5 posted on 04/20/2022 3:46:30 PM PDT by HombreSecreto (The life of a repo man is always intense)
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To: skr
One of the few things in Walmart that wasn’t made in China.

Get one at Amazon. Free delivery tomorrow!

6 posted on 04/20/2022 3:47:49 PM PDT by Don Corleone (leave the gun, take the canolis)
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To: BenLurkin
Did someone say "Python"? No one expects....


7 posted on 04/20/2022 4:11:46 PM PDT by Seruzawa ("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
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To: Salamander

Freebie at WalMart.


8 posted on 04/20/2022 5:23:49 PM PDT by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: BenLurkin

Gonna make the “Reptiles of Walmart” video for sure!


9 posted on 04/20/2022 5:25:53 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: BenLurkin

Was it John Cleese? It seems like something that he would do.


10 posted on 04/20/2022 5:46:02 PM PDT by johnthebaptistmoore (The world continues to be stuck in a "all leftist, all of the time" funk. BUNK THE FUNK!)
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To: gundog

“Giant Python”!?!

It’s a freaking little Ball Python, AKA “A Pet Rock”.

“Giant” is 4 or5 puny feet, tops and maybe a few pounds??


11 posted on 04/20/2022 7:48:32 PM PDT by Salamander (Please visit my profile page help save my beloved dog's life. https://www.givesendgo.com/G2FUF)
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To: BenLurkin
This was in a store in Australia a while back.


12 posted on 04/20/2022 8:10:46 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

Now that one’s spicy.


13 posted on 04/20/2022 8:33:57 PM PDT by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: Salamander

Five feet? It could unhinge its jaw and swallow a shopping cart.


14 posted on 04/20/2022 8:35:28 PM PDT by gundog ( It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: BenLurkin

Indiana? Have they made it that far north? Most likely released by an irresponsible, local pet owner.


15 posted on 04/21/2022 4:43:46 AM PDT by Graybeard58
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