Michelle Obama And Ellen DeGeneres Paint A Nude Model In Hilarious Skit (Mega BARF) By Becca Longmire. 23 hours ago

ET CANADA ^ | 4/19/2022 | BECCA LONGMIE

[KeyLargo]

"I have a bigger ONE than his."

Moochelle Obama

[OttawaFreeper]

Gee, it should not be too hard to visualize Pat Nixon or Nancy Reagan doing something like this, eh (do I actually need to indicate the sarc?)?

[Psalm 73]

"Michelle Obama And Ellen DeGeneres"

Stop right there - I don't even want to know the punch-line.

[Scarlett156]

E11en Degenerate is a Scientologist.

[Psalm 73]

Michelle: "Hey, how come my husband doesn't have one of those things?"

Ellen: "Mine doesn't either..."

[KeyLargo]

The Patriot Post® · Satire in Brief: Biden’s List of Possible SCOTUS Nominees

By Political Editors · January 28, 2022
https://patriotpost.us/articles/85854-satire-in-brief-bidens-list-of-possible-scotus-nominees-2022-01-28

“Ever since Justice Stephen Bryer announced his retirement from the Supreme Court,” write the humorous sages at The Babylon Bee, “the President has been feverishly sifting through binders full of black women in search of the next great SCOTUS nominee.”

Here’s a few candidates from the Bee’s, er, we mean Biden’s list:

Queen Latifa: She’s black, female, and sassy! That’s a win-win-win scenario.

Michelle Obama: Barack will kill me if I don’t nominate her.

Rachel Dolezal: A woman who is also black.

Whoopi Goldberg: She was a nun. That’ll help me look Catholic! Actually — maybe we can just replace the whole court with The View. Gotta’ ask Jill.

Aunt Jemima: I can’t believe they fired that poor woman. The Pearl Mining Company just wants to keep her in chains!

Mrs. Butterworth: She’s probably black. I can’t tell.

Greta Thunberg: Our court would be well served by this infallible child of light. She’s black, right?

Vladimir Putin: The only way to keep him from invading Ukraine.

Kamala Harris: The only way to keep her from killing me. Plus, she’s black! (Editor’s Note: The word ‘black’ was circled three times)

Oh, and remember Merrick Garland? Neither does Joe Biden.

Read the whole thing here1.

[larrytown]

Indeed.

The Carters are looking better and better by comparison - Rosalynn may have been the last Democrat First Lady with any class.

[C210N]

This has been done for HRC. A sample. Note: this is heavily cropped for FR use. The real one for the daring is googleable.

[C210N]

A new genre, post Helen Thomas!

[ealgeone]

You gotta give some warning! That can’t be unseen!

[who knows what evil?]

My breakfast scone and coffee damn near came up!

[Republican Wildcat]

That’s real class, there, Michelle.

Good example of what a wife should do...real role model < / s >

[KeyLargo]

[SecondAmendment]

Oh my eyes, the pain, make it stop !!!!

[Yo-Yo]

“You can’t just put a banana where you want to put a banana,”

[Beowulf9]

Bingo.

I’m not reading past your comment and I’m not reading the article. Those two disgust me.

[cuz1961]

Ellen’s such a witch , she’s looking awfully hard with binoculars for something she doesn’t eben like or want

She has to be insulting for fun.

[saintgermaine]

To mind comes “Birds of a feather, flock together”

[Vaduz]

How difficult is it to draw stick people.

[Trillian]

As if this wasn't bad enough.