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1 posted on 04/18/2022 6:19:08 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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Just for that, the Husband may end the day sleeping on the Sofa anyway, putting Rover on the hardwood floors. So the Wife can have the entire expanse of the Kingsized mattress all to herself for a week or 3.


2 posted on 04/18/2022 6:24:08 PM PDT by lee martell (u)
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Reminds me of the Benny Hill skit where the Russian and American side goes down the middle of the bed of a newlywed couple, and they need a visa to go to the other side of the bed.


3 posted on 04/18/2022 6:26:23 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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NAMPA, ID—Local construction worker and faithful husband Joseph Smithereen

The sanctions blew her to smithereens.

4 posted on 04/18/2022 6:27:12 PM PDT by Mark17 (Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of a USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
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I’d impose swift sanctions and she would like it.


5 posted on 04/18/2022 6:28:43 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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Even after 35 years we sleep on a double bed. I’m allotted about 8”. I normally take more.

When we do a hotel we usually get a king bed. It’s actually weird to be that far apart.

I travel a lot for work. It’s not weird alone but it is when we’re together.


7 posted on 04/18/2022 6:34:06 PM PDT by cyclotic (I won't give up my FREEDOM for your FEAR. Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee.)
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Laundry machine? Now there’s a statement from someone unfamiliar with laundry duties.


8 posted on 04/18/2022 6:37:43 PM PDT by McGavin999 (To shut down the border tell the administration the cartel is smuggling Ivermectin )
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coming over to my side of the bed, unprovoked, would lead to .... a back rub... /s


12 posted on 04/18/2022 6:54:00 PM PDT by sit-rep ( )
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Mine steals the sheets and blanket and rolls up like a burrito and i freeze my butt off....


15 posted on 04/18/2022 7:12:33 PM PDT by waterhill (Resist)
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It’s all fun and games until the false flag chemical weapons attack by the dog who uses the distraction to expand her borders.


18 posted on 04/18/2022 7:24:33 PM PDT by Durus (You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand)
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Snuggling is one of the perks of marriage.
19 posted on 04/18/2022 7:31:28 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (It is better to light a single flame thrower then curse the darkness. A bunch of them is better yet)
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The Smithereens - Behind The Wall Of Sleep
20 posted on 04/18/2022 7:36:35 PM PDT by null and void (Replace No Bail with Mo' Jail. The certainty, not the possibility, of punishment keeps 'em in line.)
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I’d start by encircling the invader...


24 posted on 04/18/2022 8:06:05 PM PDT by DannyTN
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The Bee is funny...


29 posted on 04/18/2022 9:09:40 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the ones trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention! )
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Rodney Dangerfield
“My wife’s a cold person. Her side of the waterbed is frozen.”

More wife jokes from him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvp38qj_zO8


35 posted on 04/19/2022 3:36:36 PM PDT by minnesota_bound (Need more money to buy gas)
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