To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Just for that, the Husband may end the day sleeping on the Sofa anyway, putting Rover on the hardwood floors. So the Wife can have the entire expanse of the Kingsized mattress all to herself for a week or 3.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Reminds me of the Benny Hill skit where the Russian and American side goes down the middle of the bed of a newlywed couple, and they need a visa to go to the other side of the bed.
3 posted on
04/18/2022 6:26:23 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
NAMPA, ID—Local construction worker and faithful husband Joseph Smithereen The sanctions blew her to smithereens.
4 posted on
04/18/2022 6:27:12 PM PDT by
Mark17
(Retired USAF air traffic controller. Father of a USAF pilot. USAF aviation runs in the family )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I’d impose swift sanctions and she would like it.
5 posted on
04/18/2022 6:28:43 PM PDT by
Rebelbase
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Even after 35 years we sleep on a double bed. I’m allotted about 8”. I normally take more.
When we do a hotel we usually get a king bed. It’s actually weird to be that far apart.
I travel a lot for work. It’s not weird alone but it is when we’re together.
7 posted on
04/18/2022 6:34:06 PM PDT by
cyclotic
(I won't give up my FREEDOM for your FEAR. Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Laundry machine? Now there’s a statement from someone unfamiliar with laundry duties.
8 posted on
04/18/2022 6:37:43 PM PDT by
McGavin999
(To shut down the border tell the administration the cartel is smuggling Ivermectin )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
coming over to my side of the bed, unprovoked, would lead to .... a back rub... /s
12 posted on
04/18/2022 6:54:00 PM PDT by
sit-rep
( )
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Mine steals the sheets and blanket and rolls up like a burrito and i freeze my butt off....
15 posted on
04/18/2022 7:12:33 PM PDT by
waterhill
(Resist)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It’s all fun and games until the false flag chemical weapons attack by the dog who uses the distraction to expand her borders.
18 posted on
04/18/2022 7:24:33 PM PDT by
Durus
(You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Snuggling is one of the perks of marriage.
19 posted on
04/18/2022 7:31:28 PM PDT by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(It is better to light a single flame thrower then curse the darkness. A bunch of them is better yet)
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20 posted on
04/18/2022 7:36:35 PM PDT by
null and void
(Replace No Bail with Mo' Jail. The certainty, not the possibility, of punishment keeps 'em in line.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I’d start by encircling the invader...
24 posted on
04/18/2022 8:06:05 PM PDT by
DannyTN
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29 posted on
04/18/2022 9:09:40 PM PDT by
Deplorable American1776
(I'm the ones trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention! )
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35 posted on
04/19/2022 3:36:36 PM PDT by
minnesota_bound
(Need more money to buy gas)
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