Posted on 04/17/2022 11:41:47 AM PDT by nickcarraway
Maximum three Crocodile Dundee jokes per poster.
Don’t bring a knife to a croc fight.
Unless it’s all you got, then bring a knife.
Don’t bring a knife to a croc fight.
Unless it’s all you got, then bring a knife.
I’m still lounging around in pajama shorts and a t-shirt, and feel naked because I didn’t grab my pocket folder.
Cue the “ I feared for my life” defense.
the gentleman was fishing on his property
.........................................
Stupid croc, he thought it was his property.
“That’s not a knife, this is a knife,”
Good thing the knife was not married and wasn’t a spoon identifying as a knife—or worst of all, spooning spoons identifying as knives. I take that back, knives identifying as spoons that are attempting to spoon and deny their proper relationship with the crocodile would be worse.
“Trans-men” identifying as gay are bad enough, but I don’t pretend to be able to understand “trans-men”. “Trans-women” identifying as lesbians I can more or less understand. I don’t sympathize with at all, but hey, not everyone in Brother’s K is everyone’s cup of tea.
Needed a gun. Choot em… choot em..
He was coming right at me..
Unless you are going to shoot one, and then get no closer than 50 yards.
That’s two. One more to go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH_MObR3G54 Crocodile Dundee. Mick saves Sue from a Crocodile.
“Two blokes have been swimming in croc-infested waters.”
Only in Australia!
Still photo of giant crocodile leaping next to boat.
https://youtu.be/a9gGWKokaOg?t=3
Run for your life! Terrifying moment a crocodile named Bull disguises himself in a slimy green pond before suddenly leaping from the water
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6780219/Perfectly-disguised-crocodile-suddenly-leaps-water-nearly-takes-mans-arm-off.html
Imagime! I see a sign that says “Crock infested waters”
Would a reasonalle man go swimming? Sure as hell not.You are noting but a skin bag of red meat to these crocadillions.And thats that.
I always have my Gerber pocket knife on me.
But then I never do battle with crocodiles either.
I'm allergic to them, you see...
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.