'If you can creep them out, they leave you alone': Woman reveals clever ways she deals with men who harass her in the street, including threatening to sell their numbers to ORGAN HARVESTERS

dailymail ^ | 4/8/2022 | stern

[RummyChick]

i do something similar with telemarketers..I act and sound like a crazy granny

[RummyChick]

can someone tell me what this is referencing?

’ I found out I’ve been mispronouncing depaccio my entire life... who was gonna tell me it’s despacito?”

[chuckee]

I always tell telemarketers I’m unemployed even though I’m not. But I definitely like the organ harvester threat better.
A telemarketer can make do with one kidney.

[ClearCase_guy]

Is she the harassee, or the harasser? Somebody is creeping someone out, and I think I know who the problem is.

[chief lee runamok]

   And there you have it.

[rfp1234]

[RummyChick]

her dead pan delivery about the organ harvesting should have people running for their life

[RummyChick]

this is pretty good from the comments

Truthspeakers, truth, United States,

Just say you have terminal cancer and just want to be left alone and start looking upset. Works 100 percent of the time.

[Trillian]

I saw that on the xfiles.

[Secret Agent Man]

Yep

Says it all

[Born in 1950]

I used to call customer service and not get to the point. General talk only about the product or service. Ask the rep how they're doing. Eventually they will be more direct at which point I tell them the purpose of my call was to waste their time.

Remain polite and they will likely ask to escalate but I say no thanks, you're good. Lol!

[seowulf]

If I’m boored, I act like I’m interested and string them along, then say, “No, thank you” just when they think they have a sale.

[Secret Agent Man]

For a guy its very easy to get women to leave you alone

Just ask any of them if they can help you

They go running the hell away right quick

[bigbob]

Especially when she tells them about the gangs of house-breaking testicle harvesters

[Scarlett156]

*removes shades*
*flutters eyelashes*

Me: You know, I’ve been a little down since I got my diagnosis. Are you positive, too?

Him: *runs away*

[sumuam]

I wonder if the DM vets these stories they pay for.

[sumuam]

I wonder if the DM vets these stories they pay for.

[alternatives?]

What is the matter with saying, “No thank you”.?

There are some women who would like to be asked out or for their phone number. To be honest, she looks like a lesbian to me, but I am old and don’t know the territory.

Just treat people the way you would like to be treated.

[Fester Chugabrew]

I’ve heard that if you look at them cross-eyed and screech, “I’ll take a butcher knife and carve out your skull like a melon. Then I’ll cut your balls off and stuff ‘em down your throat!” to be highly effective. That’s how she shook me off, anyway.