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A Little Computer Humor
The Core Memory ^
| 3/30/22
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Posted on 03/30/2022 12:40:20 PM PDT by CodeJockey
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My favorite: REAL PROGRAMMERS don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand
To: CodeJockey
“To err is human. To really foul things up requires a computer.”
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posted on
03/30/2022 12:42:39 PM PDT
by
fwdude
(Every time I see someone voluntarily masked in public, I know I'm looking at a vaccinated person.)
To: CodeJockey
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
— Janet Reno
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posted on
03/30/2022 12:48:22 PM PDT
by
rdl6989
( )
To: CodeJockey
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posted on
03/30/2022 12:49:04 PM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: rdl6989
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posted on
03/30/2022 12:49:28 PM PDT
by
CodeJockey
(Politicians are to America as oligarchs are to Russia. )
To: CodeJockey
My favorite:
“Anybody who can go down 3,000 feet in a mine can sure as hell learn to program as well... Anybody who can throw coal into a furnace can learn how to program, for God’s sake!”
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posted on
03/30/2022 12:51:57 PM PDT
by
jaydubya2
To: CodeJockey
- Robert X. Cringely
______________
Now that’s a name I haven’t seen in years...
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posted on
03/30/2022 12:52:57 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
( Leftists totalitarian fascists are eradicating conservatives)
To: CodeJockey
It’s easier to reboot a computer than it is to reboot your life.
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posted on
03/30/2022 1:02:25 PM PDT
by
dblshot
To: CodeJockey
Beware of Geeks bearing Gifs............................
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posted on
03/30/2022 1:05:59 PM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: rdb3; JosephW; martin_fierro; Still Thinking; zeugma; Vinnie; ironman; Egon; raybbr; AFreeBird; ...
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posted on
03/30/2022 1:15:42 PM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack )
To: Yo-Yo; CodeJockey
This best sums up my work. LOL
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posted on
03/30/2022 1:16:36 PM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: CodeJockey
Can’t believe this wasn’t included:
TWAIN: Technology Without an Interesting Name.
(it’s true)
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posted on
03/30/2022 1:22:46 PM PDT
by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
To: fwdude
"A man never stands so tall as when he leans over to help a small computer."
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posted on
03/30/2022 1:28:20 PM PDT
by
Bloody Sam Roberts
(Imagine, if you will, a vaccine so safe you have to be threatened to take it. )
To: CodeJockey
! False: It is funny because it is true.
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posted on
03/30/2022 1:38:41 PM PDT
by
GingisK
To: CodeJockey
The quickest way to scan a document is to open Word and hold the document up to the screen.
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posted on
03/30/2022 1:39:05 PM PDT
by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
To: CodeJockey
Be warned that being an expert is more than understanding how a system is supposed to work. Expertise is gained by investigating why a system doesn’t work.
— Brian Redman
That is the only fun part of Systems engineering.
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posted on
03/30/2022 1:47:44 PM PDT
by
rellic
To: CodeJockey
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posted on
03/30/2022 1:52:20 PM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: CodeJockey
The number of comments in code is unfortunately proportional to its clarity.
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posted on
03/30/2022 1:55:12 PM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(The CDC. Brought to you by Pfizer)
To: logi_cal869
Can’t believe this wasn’t included:
TWAIN: Technology Without an Interesting Name.
—
GNU. GNU’s Not Unix.
Wonderfully recursive.
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posted on
03/30/2022 1:58:17 PM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(The CDC. Brought to you by Pfizer)
To: CodeJockey
These all got passed around on FidoNet BBS’s many years ago.
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posted on
03/30/2022 2:05:25 PM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
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