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Britain's 'first official witch' files tax returns and claims expenses on potions and spells
Yahoo News! ^ | March 20, 2022 | Ellen Manning

Posted on 03/29/2022 5:56:29 PM PDT by nickcarraway

A 71-year-old became Britain's first official witch after she was given unique permission to declare the job on her tax forms, including claiming spells and potions on expenses.

Cassandra Latham-Jones, 71, was allowed to register as a self-employed 'village witch', using the term when she files tax returns with the inland revenue.

It means she can also write off certain expenses as tax deductible, including ingredients for potions.

(Excerpt) Read more at news.yahoo.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Religion; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cassandralathamjones; ellenmanning; paganfederation; paganfront; statefundedsatanism

1 posted on 03/29/2022 5:56:29 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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2 posted on 03/29/2022 5:56:49 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Keef! Is that YOU?


3 posted on 03/29/2022 6:00:49 PM PDT by left that other site (Peacemakers who sow in peace reap a harvest of righteousness.)
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Looks like a Democrat Party politician.


4 posted on 03/29/2022 6:03:51 PM PDT by BenLurkin ((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.))
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As The Donald would probably say;
“She’s straight from Central Casting. Give HER the part of a Witch! She won’t even need that much Make-Up.”


5 posted on 03/29/2022 6:14:39 PM PDT by lee martell
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I’m still trying to figure out that hat.
A cross between a Fedora and a Beefeater.


6 posted on 03/29/2022 6:17:22 PM PDT by lee martell
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Funny how Christians are probably denied the same special treatment.


7 posted on 03/29/2022 6:24:19 PM PDT by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as. )
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Look people, eyes of newts don’t grow on trees.

Oh wait...


8 posted on 03/29/2022 6:25:59 PM PDT by Frank Drebin (And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!)
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she was born around the time t.hat England abolished the anti-witchcraft laws!

that also means she may have met gerald gardner, or for that fact, aleister crowley.

and yes, in England, witchcraft has been recognized as a religion, with all the bells and whistles, forthwith.

and since i am stating fact and truth, (unlike biden’s fact over truth), witchcraft in the US,is also a recognized religion, and has been legitimized in military chaplain’s manuals since the 1970’s.

(by stating such corellating facts, i am not soliciting any zealous responses, but know they will be ignored, should somebody feel the need for self-validation.)


9 posted on 03/29/2022 6:29:08 PM PDT by Terry L Smith
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She's a witch!

Burn Her She's a Witch!

10 posted on 03/29/2022 6:29:40 PM PDT by GaltAdonis ( )
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Eye of newt was hard to obtain. Speaker Gingrich objected strenuously.


11 posted on 03/29/2022 7:59:21 PM PDT by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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Potions and lotions.


12 posted on 03/30/2022 1:03:43 AM PDT by Jyotishi (Seeking the truth, a fact at a time.)
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