[Still Thinking]

Otherwise known as flatbread or a cracker, depending on how well done.

[FatherofFive]

Baking bread at home is really not difficult. Especially some of the ‘no knead’ types

[NWFree]

Inflation busting pizza 🤪

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Put some Crystals or Texas Petes on it.

[EvilCapitalist]

A pizza without sauce or cheese, what’s the point?

[Mark]

Cut slices to dip in Jack Daniels.

[muir_redwoods]

If you order a “plain pizza” in one of the traditional apizza shops in New Haven you get a crust with tomato sauce. That’s it. If you order pineapple, there will be splash off Long Wharf.

“Apizza” is the original spelling

[OrangeHoof]

I ordered a turkey sandwich at a chain restaurant with the instructions “just lettuce and tomato on it please.” When I picked it up and took it to my table, I noticed it was a bun with lettuce and tomato. I looked at the order receipt and it said “no meat”.

I took it back to the counter and said “what is it about ordering a turkey sandwich that makes anyone think ‘no turkey’?? They took the sandwich and added some turkey meat. Problem solved.

However, I kept the receipt for months just to show people I wasn’t lying about my experience. One lady told me, “This is Austin. Lots of vegans”.

[moovova]

Somebody had the munchies.

[Larry Lucido]

You can get anything you want
At Domino’s restaurant

[lee martell]

Sometimes, all you need is bread.
Bread is all you knead.

[BitWielder1]

Some people like the crust the most, so the ideal pizza would be all crust.
Makes sense.

[Fledermaus]

We do this a lot at my pizza restaurant. A lot want the crust barely baked so it comes off the pan. They customize it at home.

[Allegra]

…naked pizza…

Long-lost sequel written by William S. Burroughs discovered?

[LouieFisk]

Bread crust = “completely plain pizza”.

[Republican Wildcat]

So in other words they wanted a whole pizza of breadsticks cut into pizza size slices...

[Tallguy]

Dominoes Pizza: Throw away the pizza, eat the box instead. Tastes the same.