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Hillary Clinton (yes, that Hillary Clinton) cast in Arkansas production of Into the Woods
Entertainment Weekly ^ | 03/26/2022 | Tyler Aquilina

Posted on 03/27/2022 6:21:19 AM PDT by simpson96

Once upon a time in Little Rock...

If you ever wished to see Hillary Clinton in a production of Into the Woods… well, first of all, we have questions for you. And second of all, your wish has come true.

Well, sort of. The former secretary of state, senator, and First Lady has joined the cast of an upcoming production of the Stephen Sondheim musical at the Arkansas Repertory Theatre (a.k.a. the Rep), set to open in Little Rock next month. Representatives for Clinton did not immediately respond to EW's request for comment on the news.

Clinton will not be appearing onstage, however: She will play the voice-only role of the Giant, whose dialogue, as Playbill noted, is often pre-recorded. (Celebrities including Judi Dench and Glenn Close have previously played the part in such a fashion.) Still, the show will present a rare opportunity to hear an American statesperson bellow at terrified underlings outside the office.

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This part was MADE for Hillary....Into The Woods - The Giant

1 posted on 03/27/2022 6:21:19 AM PDT by simpson96
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To: simpson96

She went into the woods to survey a good spot for another arkancide.


2 posted on 03/27/2022 6:23:33 AM PDT by Jonty30 ( I am an extremely responsible person. When something goes wrong, my boss asks if I was responsible.)
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To: simpson96

Bwahaha!!!

Trying to reconnect with the Arkansas stop on her resume before launching her next campaign—without having to ever actually set foot in the lowly state again.


3 posted on 03/27/2022 6:25:26 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: simpson96

Made for her??? Why...so she can actually find out where the bear s*&ts???


4 posted on 03/27/2022 6:27:50 AM PDT by SMARTY (Republics decline into democracies & democracies degenerate into despotisms. Aristotle)
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To: simpson96

Ever been through Little Rock.
Not one of the south’s nicer cities.
Even Hillary chooses to not go there.


5 posted on 03/27/2022 6:30:17 AM PDT by Leep (Freedom: "What's the big deal" -joe biden)
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To: simpson96

It’s a drunk’s paradise


6 posted on 03/27/2022 6:41:25 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them)
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To: Jonty30

𝘚𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘡 π˜ͺ𝘯𝘡𝘰 𝘡𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘰π˜₯𝘴 𝘡𝘰 𝘴𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘺 𝘒 𝘨𝘰𝘰π˜₯ 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘡 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘒𝘯𝘰𝘡𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘒𝘳𝘬𝘒𝘯𝘀π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦.

When I saw the headline I figured she was just going in search of a box wine grove.


7 posted on 03/27/2022 6:46:40 AM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: simpson96

If anyone wants to see what this musical is like, decades ago they taped an entire performance of the original Broadway production for broadcast on PBS.

That can be seen for free on YouTube. Its really very good.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kqCsQCsinK4


8 posted on 03/27/2022 6:47:14 AM PDT by lowbridge
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...present a rare opportunity to hear an American statesperson bellow...

The impeached Billy *Bubba gets it 24/7 - unless *he's out on a date.

9 posted on 03/27/2022 6:48:23 AM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: simpson96

“The Hillary is alive, with the sound of music.”


10 posted on 03/27/2022 7:02:35 AM PDT by moovova
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To: lowbridge

Bernadette Peters as the witch!


11 posted on 03/27/2022 7:06:52 AM PDT by moovova
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To: simpson96

I doubt seriously that she’s very popular in Arkansas. I hope they have a massive protest at the opening to show just how unpopular she is in the state.


12 posted on 03/27/2022 7:07:01 AM PDT by libertylover (Our BIGGEST problem, by far, is that most of the media is hate & agenda driven, not truth driven.)
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To: simpson96

Aww naww,now she has buzzard breath

https://rumble.com/vyfolj-buzzard-breath.html


13 posted on 03/27/2022 7:16:00 AM PDT by aces (and )
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To: All

I would prefer her as patience Buckner in “The Cabin in the Woods” as a murdering redneck zombie hillbilly.


14 posted on 03/27/2022 7:20:11 AM PDT by BipolarBob (Instead of Build Back Better, how about put it back the way you found it?)
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To: libertylover

I doubt seriously that she’s very popular in Arkansas. I hope they have a massive protest at the opening to show just how unpopular she is in the state.


Hillary got 34% of the vote in Arkansas in the 2016 election. An awful showing considering it was an adopted home state for so many years.

I’ve heard some people in Arkansas were frustrated about the Clintons abandoning the state, and not returning after their time in the White House. Instead as we know, they bought a mansion in New York so they could say that was their permanent residence for Hillary to run for Senator in that state. Apparently that bruised some “civic pride” in Arkansas.


15 posted on 03/27/2022 8:22:52 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: simpson96

LOL, that this is not the Babylon Bee.


16 posted on 03/27/2022 8:24:20 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: simpson96

Still, the show will present a rare opportunity to hear an American statesperson bellow at terrified underlings outside the office.


Does life imitate art? Hillary has that reputation at bellowing at terrified underlings in real life. Just saying.


17 posted on 03/27/2022 8:25:24 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: simpson96

Picket the production in jailbird outfits.


18 posted on 03/27/2022 8:25:59 AM PDT by Jane Long (What we were told was a β€œconspiracy theory” in 2020 is now fact. πŸ™πŸ» Ps 33:12)
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To: simpson96

The people of Arkansas are still scared $#itless of the Clinton machine. I have connections there and when your in public talking with someone and the Clintons come up they’ll go silent and look all around and if there’s anyone within earshot they’ll change the subject.


19 posted on 03/27/2022 9:15:25 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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