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Humor: Companies and Brand Names Likely to Fail
Home | 3/19/2022 | Self

Posted on 03/19/2022 10:30:07 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew

Sharp Doughnuts

Hoffa Meats

Amputee Mowing Service

Bendover Soap Company

Pubescent Shampoo

Thunderfart Baked Beans

Brown's Underwear

Libel Publishing Co.

Monica's Dress Shop

B*tch Queen Kennels

Botch Tape

Pinprick Prophylactics

Porky's Kosher Deli

Amalgamated Dithering

Skunk Perfume

Earhart Airlines

Warpmaster Lumber

Big Tex Lingerie

Invisible, Inc.

Berger Security, Inc.

Bambi Shotguns

Fudge Packing Co.

Titanic Pools

Dead Tree Paper Co.

Capone Bat Co.

Dullsworth Books

Face Stapler Co.

High Jeans

Bucky Toothbrushes

Fulldrop Piano Co.

Berger Safes

Trusty Stools

Mattress Ammonia Co.

Pebble Marshmallows

Penthouse Screws

Moore's Yogurt

Helen Thomas Makeup

Waterman's Roofing Co.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: fail; humor; offbrands
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Grassy Knoll Landscaping
Dudley Fireworks
Washington Football Team


61 posted on 03/19/2022 12:31:58 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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To: HighSierra5
Oswald rifle manufacturers.

Oswald should be a cartridge: "6.5mm Oswald"

I'm sure it would give 6.5mm Creedmoor a run for its money.

/s

62 posted on 03/19/2022 12:35:50 PM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Smegma House (restaurant)


63 posted on 03/19/2022 12:39:21 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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To: gnarledmaw

Wow. I never knew. Thanks!


64 posted on 03/19/2022 12:41:57 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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To: Trillian

this would have made a great Friday Silliness thread....


65 posted on 03/19/2022 12:42:24 PM PDT by Conservative4Life (thy merchants were great men of the earth; for by thy sorceries were all nations deceived. Rev18:23)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

good pillow...


66 posted on 03/19/2022 12:43:54 PM PDT by heavy metal (smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
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To: whitney69

It is as if they went out of their way. “Sam & Ella’s,” LOL


67 posted on 03/19/2022 12:46:41 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Kennedy Diving and Swimming School


68 posted on 03/19/2022 12:48:08 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Ayer Guitars


69 posted on 03/19/2022 12:50:42 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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To: budj

Somewhere lost in the mists of time I have a photo of a Vietnamese restaurant sandwiched (pun intended) between a veterinary office and a veterinary surgery practice.


70 posted on 03/19/2022 12:53:51 PM PDT by null and void (Just because I speak English does not make me a Subject of the English Crown)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Scatte Chocolate Company


71 posted on 03/19/2022 12:56:08 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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To: Noumenon
Golden Shower pork

I found out the WH Spokesmouth gives golden showers as a side gig.

You won't hear it.

The P is silent...

72 posted on 03/19/2022 12:57:25 PM PDT by null and void (Just because I speak English does not make me a Subject of the English Crown)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Sharpton Steel Wool
Dahmer’s Diner


73 posted on 03/19/2022 1:01:07 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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To: Bob434

Runnybuns (laxative)


74 posted on 03/19/2022 1:03:56 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew (No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew

Doolittle and Billem


75 posted on 03/19/2022 1:13:39 PM PDT by steve in DC
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To: Fester Chugabrew

lol-

Chapped Cheeks (laxative)


76 posted on 03/19/2022 1:14:25 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: steve in DC

Chipotle Weight Loss Clinic


77 posted on 03/19/2022 1:18:32 PM PDT by steve in DC
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To: JonPreston; Fester Chugabrew

78 posted on 03/19/2022 1:19:32 PM PDT by outofsalt (If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches anything.)
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To: MuttTheHoople

lmao


79 posted on 03/19/2022 1:21:13 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: Fester Chugabrew

80 posted on 03/19/2022 1:35:23 PM PDT by null and void (Just because I speak English does not make me a Subject of the English Crown)
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