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Posted on 03/19/2022 10:30:07 AM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
Sharp Doughnuts
Hoffa Meats
Amputee Mowing Service
Bendover Soap Company
Pubescent Shampoo
Thunderfart Baked Beans
Brown's Underwear
Libel Publishing Co.
Monica's Dress Shop
B*tch Queen Kennels
Botch Tape
Pinprick Prophylactics
Porky's Kosher Deli
Amalgamated Dithering
Skunk Perfume
Earhart Airlines
Warpmaster Lumber
Big Tex Lingerie
Invisible, Inc.
Berger Security, Inc.
Bambi Shotguns
Fudge Packing Co.
Titanic Pools
Dead Tree Paper Co.
Capone Bat Co.
Dullsworth Books
Face Stapler Co.
High Jeans
Bucky Toothbrushes
Fulldrop Piano Co.
Berger Safes
Trusty Stools
Mattress Ammonia Co.
Pebble Marshmallows
Penthouse Screws
Moore's Yogurt
Helen Thomas Makeup
Waterman's Roofing Co.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: fail; humor; offbrands
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To: Fester Chugabrew
Clinton funeral directors.
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:54:19 AM PDT
by
HighSierra5
(The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
To: Fester Chugabrew
To: Fester Chugabrew
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:55:57 AM PDT
by
HighSierra5
(The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
To: budj
So funny with the photos. Does the Phat Pfuc noodle bar take reservations?
24
posted on
03/19/2022 10:56:58 AM PDT
by
Veto!
(Political Correctness offends me)
To: Fester Chugabrew
Well Darn.... I literally just incorporated an LLC called “The Damn Dram”, an e-commerce store selling whisky glasses wares and bar supplies, etc... We plan to open in the next 6-8 weeks.
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:57:03 AM PDT
by
snork55
(theirs is not to wonder why, theirs is but to do or die... )
To: Fester Chugabrew
Lightfoot face reconstruction.
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:58:23 AM PDT
by
HighSierra5
(The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
To: budj
I remember an Indian restaurant that was named Dinjee.
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posted on
03/19/2022 10:59:44 AM PDT
by
HighSierra5
(The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
To: HighSierra5
Lori Lightfoot beauty salon
28
posted on
03/19/2022 11:00:24 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: Fester Chugabrew
In my hometown when I was growing up there really was a flower shop called Wilt’s.
29
posted on
03/19/2022 11:01:56 AM PDT
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Democrats: The perfect party for the helpless and stupid, and those who would rule over them.)
To: Bob434
Adam kinzinger integrity and he-man pills
30
posted on
03/19/2022 11:02:46 AM PDT
by
Bob434
To: Fester Chugabrew
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posted on
03/19/2022 11:05:24 AM PDT
by
Fester Chugabrew
(No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
To: snork55
Congratulation! Hope the business goes well.
32
posted on
03/19/2022 11:08:30 AM PDT
by
Fester Chugabrew
(No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
To: budj
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posted on
03/19/2022 11:09:34 AM PDT
by
Fester Chugabrew
(No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
To: Fester Chugabrew
Schwan’s. Only used them twice.. so, so, imo. Got an email yesterday that they are, after 70 years, changing their name to Yelloh!
Oh boy, someone has renamer’s remorse.
34
posted on
03/19/2022 11:11:28 AM PDT
by
Born in 1950
(Anti left, nothing else.)
To: Fester Chugabrew
Bidens Babysitting Service
35
posted on
03/19/2022 11:11:42 AM PDT
by
jy8z
(When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
To: Fester Chugabrew
N. Pelosi, Speech Therapist
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posted on
03/19/2022 11:12:01 AM PDT
by
Fester Chugabrew
(No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
To: Fester Chugabrew
Biden child care.
Putin school of political science.
Whoopie Goldberg Beauty Parlor
Lorena Bobbitt Dating Service
37
posted on
03/19/2022 11:13:41 AM PDT
by
I want the USA back
(Government is to be feared much more than the chicom virus.)
To: Fester Chugabrew
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posted on
03/19/2022 11:13:44 AM PDT
by
Fester Chugabrew
(No nation that sanctions the wholesale slaughter of its unborn citizens is fit to endure.)
To: Fester Chugabrew
Hi Fester.
There’s a couple of dress shops in the Tampa bay area named “Monica.”
Don’t know how long they’ve been there, but maybe after Slick Willie did Monica.
Fwiw.
5.56mm
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posted on
03/19/2022 11:13:54 AM PDT
by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
To: JonPreston
Monica Lewinski should do a commercial for that!!
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posted on
03/19/2022 11:16:48 AM PDT
by
fhayek
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