Posted on 03/19/2022 6:37:18 AM PDT by Morgana
MAR-A-LAGO, FL—In a speech this week, Trump hinted strongly that he will run for reelection in 2024. He then ginned up excitement for his potential campaign by promising that if re-elected, he will turn Fauci into a piñata and let every American take one good whack at it.
"Dr. Fauci! What a beauty that guy is huh? You all don't like him, do you? No, I didn't think so! Fauci—not the brightest. Some might even say he's a loser idiot. Some are saying that," said Trump as the crowd cheered with delight. "We're gonna turn him into a piñata! A big, beautiful piñata. Then every American will get to take a nice big swing at it with a stick! How do you like that?"
The thousands of supporters in the crowd then stood to their feet and roared their approval.
Pollsters reported that support for a second Trump term increased 322% in the hours after Trump's promise to let everyone beat up a paper mache likeness of Dr. Fauci with sticks. Trump then followed that up with a promise to put Mitt Romney in a giant county-fair dunk tank and let every American get three throws.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Almost sounds like fake news.
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He’s actually more like a garden gnome.
I like the idea of stocks on the public square, and each one of us given a very ripe tomato.
😂
“He’s actually more like a garden gnome.”
Bridge Troll in a lab coat.
I’m in!
Got me.
Much needed guffaw. Thanks, Bee!
Much needed guffaw. Thanks, Bee!
I was impressed with Trump’s transition on Fauci. Too bad it’s the Bee.
Me go first!
I was hoping this wasn’t the Bee.
Seriously, do you believe for one minute that Trump would not say this?
Let’s move beyond Fauci and concentrate on draining the swamp this time.
But a great idea.
Applause...
I need a picture to help me visualize/realize this possibility.
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