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Trump Promises That If Reelected He Will Turn Fauci Into A Piñata And Let Every American Take One Whack
Babylon Bee ^ | March 18, 2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 03/19/2022 6:37:18 AM PDT by Morgana

MAR-A-LAGO, FL—In a speech this week, Trump hinted strongly that he will run for reelection in 2024. He then ginned up excitement for his potential campaign by promising that if re-elected, he will turn Fauci into a piñata and let every American take one good whack at it.

"Dr. Fauci! What a beauty that guy is huh? You all don't like him, do you? No, I didn't think so! Fauci—not the brightest. Some might even say he's a loser idiot. Some are saying that," said Trump as the crowd cheered with delight. "We're gonna turn him into a piñata! A big, beautiful piñata. Then every American will get to take a nice big swing at it with a stick! How do you like that?"

The thousands of supporters in the crowd then stood to their feet and roared their approval.

Pollsters reported that support for a second Trump term increased 322% in the hours after Trump's promise to let everyone beat up a paper mache likeness of Dr. Fauci with sticks. Trump then followed that up with a promise to put Mitt Romney in a giant county-fair dunk tank and let every American get three throws.

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1 posted on 03/19/2022 6:37:18 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Morgana

Almost sounds like fake news.


2 posted on 03/19/2022 6:38:49 AM PDT by Bayard
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To: Bayard

Bump to follow replies to your comment....


3 posted on 03/19/2022 6:42:33 AM PDT by moonhawk (Biden: Not my President. Fauci: not my doctor. Me: not their bitch. You:???)
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To: Morgana

He’s actually more like a garden gnome.


4 posted on 03/19/2022 6:43:36 AM PDT by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.p)
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To: Morgana

I like the idea of stocks on the public square, and each one of us given a very ripe tomato.


5 posted on 03/19/2022 6:52:52 AM PDT by ryderann
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To: Morgana

😂


6 posted on 03/19/2022 6:55:44 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: HighSierra5

“He’s actually more like a garden gnome.”

Bridge Troll in a lab coat.


7 posted on 03/19/2022 6:59:07 AM PDT by dljordan
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To: Morgana

I’m in!


8 posted on 03/19/2022 7:01:23 AM PDT by rdcbn1
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To: Morgana

Got me.


9 posted on 03/19/2022 7:05:06 AM PDT by OKSooner ("Nucular combat, toe to toe with the Rooskies.")
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To: Morgana

Much needed guffaw. Thanks, Bee!


10 posted on 03/19/2022 7:15:54 AM PDT by Srednik (Polyglot. Overeducated. Redeemed by Christ. Anticommunist from the womb.)
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To: Morgana

Much needed guffaw. Thanks, Bee!


11 posted on 03/19/2022 7:16:22 AM PDT by Srednik (Polyglot. Overeducated. Redeemed by Christ. Anticommunist from the womb.)
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To: Morgana

I was impressed with Trump’s transition on Fauci. Too bad it’s the Bee.


12 posted on 03/19/2022 7:17:08 AM PDT by Empire_of_Liberty
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To: rdcbn1

Me go first!


13 posted on 03/19/2022 7:28:08 AM PDT by Chad C. Mulligan (qd4)
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To: Morgana

I was hoping this wasn’t the Bee.


14 posted on 03/19/2022 7:34:55 AM PDT by dforest
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To: dforest
I believe the Babylon Bee has turned 'hard news'.

Seriously, do you believe for one minute that Trump would not say this?

15 posted on 03/19/2022 7:40:54 AM PDT by Aevery_Freeman (Who is Ray Epps? Who killed Matt Perna?)
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To: Morgana

Let’s move beyond Fauci and concentrate on draining the swamp this time.


16 posted on 03/19/2022 7:45:40 AM PDT by Starboard
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To: Bayard

But a great idea.


17 posted on 03/19/2022 7:47:22 AM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith…)
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To: Bayard
Babylon Bee

18 posted on 03/19/2022 7:49:40 AM PDT by GOPJ (We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. Ayn Rand)
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To: Morgana

Applause...


19 posted on 03/19/2022 8:33:46 AM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Morgana

I need a picture to help me visualize/realize this possibility.


20 posted on 03/19/2022 9:30:28 AM PDT by BrandtMichaels ( )
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