Posted on 03/14/2022 10:32:43 AM PDT by Morgana
A Florida man called cops to come and test his meth after fearing he had been duped into buying bath salts - only for officers to charge him for possession when they found it was authentic.
The Hernando County Sheriff’s Office got a call on Friday at around 7pm from Thomas Eugene Colucci in Mariner Boulevard, Spring Hill, who told deputies he had recently purchased methamphetamine from a man he met in a bar.
Colucci told officers over the phone he was an experienced drug user, saying he 'knew what it should feel like' - having tried some and thinking it was actually bath salts - before handing them his address and asking them to come over.
When the officers arrived, Colucci produced two small baggies, each containing a white crystal-like substance, and handed them over to the deputy.
The deputy tested it and found that it was, in fact, meth.
The cops then arrested him for possession of the drug along with two counts of drug paraphernalia, with a bond set at $7,000.
'If you, or someone you know, have doubts about the authenticity of any illegal narcotics you have on-hand or have obtained from another person, the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office is pleased to provide this service, FREE of charge,' the Sheriff’s Office said on Friday.
Before the arrest, Colucci told officers he wanted his methamphetamine tested, as he did not want other people to purchase 'fake' meth from the same drug dealer.
'Evidently, the substance Colucci had recently purchased did not provide the expected sensation, hence the call to 9-1-1,' said the Sheriff’s Office.
Colucci wanted deputies to 'put the person in trouble' for selling dangerous drugs, but he was unable to provide a name or any contact info for the person who sold them to him.
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Flo ree dah ma aahn.
Tom I can’t believe people are this stupid.
Oh, yeah, they’re that stupid.
That Fla man, is there nothing that guy can’t eff up?
They are stupid enough to re-elect Amnesty Senator Rubio....
It was meth.
That means stupid from the get-go...........
Look up world’s dumbest criminals in youtube.
Criminals are people who do bad things. And they do those badly.
you haven’t met many liberals have you?
stupidest people on earth!
they think all businesses should be charity, they think everyone should just be “given” money for nothing by the government, they believe that the weather is going to kill us all, they believe less police makes you more safe, they believe in socialism and communism, they believe making it harder for honest people to own guns will stop crime, they believe releasing everyone from jail will make society more just and safer, they believe kindergarteners should be taught about deviant sexual practices of the mentally ill, they believe that someone can pretend to be anything and that by itself makes it so, they vote for democrats year after year, decade after decade, and there cities get worse and worse, but never seem to hold the morons they elect accountable, because of course, it’s the evil republicans fault... even though no republican has been in charge of their cities in decades.
Liberals are the stupidest people on earth!
He’s not from Polk County, anyway.
Too bad. Would’ve been fun to hear Sheriff Judd tell this one.
Need we say more?
My son is an police officer and last spring they got a call of a shooting in the west end of town. Him and another officer responded thinking what fresh hell is this! They arrive in a housing project to find a redneck guy without a shirt on walking around moaning and groaning and they are asking where is the gun? Finally the red neck points to a pellet rifle on the porch.
My son proceeds to do a quick search of the clearly in pain redneck and the other officer searches his girlfriend in the house, both clean and my son begins to interact with the redneck and asks do you need to go to the hospital? No, I’m good. Are you sure? Yes I’m good. Where were you shot? One was obvious a big welt in the middle of his forehead and he points there and then says she also shot me in the nuts and it hurts like hell!
My son said he just rolled his eyes and then says to the redneck well if you don’t need to go to the hospital we will arrest her for assaulting you. Oh no I don’t want to press charges on her he wails! My son then says then why am the hell am I here? She stole my drugs and won’t give them back to me, make her return my drugs! My son is like WTH? And the redneck repeats his demand. Well he tells the redneck, we found no drugs on her or in the house and if we did you all would be going to jail. If you don’t need medical care and are not going to press charges we are out of here and they drove off.
Two days later said redneck takes out his revenge on psycho girlfriend. He goes to the local convenient store where psycho girlfriends brother works and pulls an armed robbery. The cops caught him within thirty minutes and asked why? To get his money back to buy more drugs was his reply!
Wait. Was his name Joe?
Reminds me of the thread posted a few years ago where a police dept in CA put on their website how gluten was bad and they would check for glutin in people’s meth.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Just consider for a moment that it is a mathematical certainty that 50% of the American population possesses below average intelligence. It helps explain so much.
Just supports what “sticks” said on Live PD: we don’t catch the smart ones.
“I’ve got good news and bad news....”
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