Posted on 03/12/2022 4:43:49 PM PST by simpson96
PRING HILL, Fla. - A Spring Hill man is accused of calling 911 to have the methamphetamine he recently purchased from a man he met at an area bar tested because he believed it was really bath salts.
According to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office, Thomas Eugene Colucci made the emergency call around 7 p.m. on Thursday.
Deputies say Colucci told them that he is an experienced drug user who's used methamphetamine in the past and knew what it should feel like. When it didn’t produce the expected sensation, he decided to call authorities. Colucci then produced two small baggies, each containing a white crystal-like substance, and handed them over to the deputy.
Colucci told deputies he wanted his methamphetamine tested because he did not want other people to purchase "fake" methamphetamine from the person who sold it to him. He wanted deputies to "put the person in trouble" for selling dangerous drugs. However, he was unable to provide a name or any contact info for this individual.
As requested, a deputy performed a field test on a sample of the white crystal-like substance from each of the baggies and both baggies tested positive for methamphetamine, according to HCSO.
Deputies arrested Colucci, who said he was having chest pains after being placed in the back of a patrol vehicle.
After being cleared by a physician at an area hospital Colucci was taken to the Hernando County Detention Center.
He has been charged with possession of methamphetamine and possession of drug paraphernalia.
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“You can’t fix stupid.”
LOL you can’t make this stuff up!
Florida Man is not too bright.
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, you sure are a dumbass.
DANG!
Hey Tommy, stop sampling the wares. You fried your brain.
Next they’ll expect the government to be passing out pipes.
I’m convinced that “floridaman” is a registered trademark of the Babylon Bee.
The first clue that it was krap should have been the fact that it wasn’t blue
Look for the union label.
Why do you think they call it dope?
Last Wednesday night two bozo's dropped off their buddy who one of them ''accidentally'' shot three times right at the ER main entrance and tried to take off. Thankfully one of the idiots came in to ask for directions to the Garden State Parkway and our (armed) security grabbed and held him till the cops got there. The hospital was on lockdown until they found the other guy. And the one idiot put the gun in a trash can in front of the building, right in full view of the CCTV camera. You can't make this stuff up.
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