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Jeeze Brianna, yer grandma sucks. Warped yer tiny brain and made you eat cold fries...
1 posted on 03/09/2022 6:59:29 AM PST by mylife
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To: mylife

Neither. Fries WITH burgers.


2 posted on 03/09/2022 7:00:57 AM PST by DennisR (Look around - God gives countless clues that He does, indeed, exist.)
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To: mylife

Nope.

Cold fries are awful. Start with the fries!


3 posted on 03/09/2022 7:01:27 AM PST by joethedrummer (We can't vote our way out of this, folks..)
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To: mylife

Fries are intended to be eaten in the car on the way home.
Hot and fresh.


4 posted on 03/09/2022 7:01:38 AM PST by READINABLUESTATE ( ‘When tyranny becomes law, resistance becomes duty.’)
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Eat the fries while they're still hot!

That's why they never make it home.

5 posted on 03/09/2022 7:01:46 AM PST by G Larry (Tolerance will rise until intelligent people are banned from thinking to avoid offending imbeciles)
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6 posted on 03/09/2022 7:02:47 AM PST by mylife (It looks just like a telefunken U47... (===)
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To: mylife

One word:

Poutine......................


7 posted on 03/09/2022 7:03:15 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: mylife

Some places serve those shoestring fries. While good they must be eaten quickly before they cool.

Always keep fries in their container to stay warm. Never just dump them out because they cool too fast.

These are two hard and fast rules I live by.


8 posted on 03/09/2022 7:03:53 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (Let's go Brandon)
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Burger before Fries, would be like doing a sock then a shoe!



"Don't you know that the whole world puts on a sock and a sock and a shoe and a shoe?"
11 posted on 03/09/2022 7:05:20 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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3rd type: alternating. Generally I grab a couple of fries to start, then start in on the burger, then some more fries, burger. Generally I’ll finish the burger first and “fill up” with the fries. About the only time I don’t alternate is if it’s a really messy burger I don’t trust to maintain structural integrity through multiple pick ups and put down. Then it’s some fries, all the burger, fill up.


26 posted on 03/09/2022 7:16:32 AM PST by discostu (like a dog being shown a card trick)
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There are two kinds of people in this world: those who start by eating all the fries and those who start by polishing off the burger.

I was always the third kind.

Take a bite or two from the burger and then eat a handful of fries. Repeat.

Full disclosure: I’m not really a big fan of fries.

30 posted on 03/09/2022 7:18:47 AM PST by Allegra
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Before. And no ketchup. Hot, crispy, salted, and lots of pepper.


33 posted on 03/09/2022 7:21:19 AM PST by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: mylife

I skip the fries and have cole slaw instead.


41 posted on 03/09/2022 7:25:23 AM PST by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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I eat my hot fries with my hot burger.
42 posted on 03/09/2022 7:26:03 AM PST by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: mylife

I always get the fruit cup with my soy-burger.


66 posted on 03/09/2022 7:52:10 AM PST by moovova
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If you KNOW you are going to eat both, why not start with the fries?

I have never in my life eaten the fries and gone “gosh, I am just too full to eat my burger.”

However, when I have eaten my burger first, I am stuck with cold, soggy fries.

When I am trying to cut back on calories, I will eat the burger first just so it is easier to eat fewer fries.

As an aside, I got into a heated argument with a FB friend over eating McDonalds while on a diet. This same “friend” had been dismissive of my metabolic issues and claimed that weight loss was only burning more calories than you take in. She also said that it was highly unlikely that I - a 6’ tall 266 pound man - burned less than 2000 a day.

This all came about because I pointed out that a Big Mac and Large fries are 1040 calories and, if that is all you eat in a day, you should lose weight. The same butinski that insinuated that I cheat on my diets - which is why I don’t lose weight - chimed in that it is IMPOSSIBLE to eat McDonalds and lose weight.

When I pointed out previous posts where she had said that losing weight was just calories in and calories out, she lashed out and argued that McDonalds was nothing but junk and would always make you fat. So in her leftist world...

Republicans are always racist.
Fossil fuels are always bad.
Nuclear power is always bad.
EV’s are always good.
McDonalds will always make you fat.

Liberalism is a mental disease.


73 posted on 03/09/2022 8:13:35 AM PST by Crusher138 ("Then conquer we must, for our cause it is just")
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To: mylife

Bit of burger... bit of fries... repeat.


75 posted on 03/09/2022 9:51:21 AM PST by dangus
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They’re both better HOT, so wolf ‘em down together!


81 posted on 03/09/2022 11:38:12 AM PST by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Militia to the border! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH.)
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Fries first, except at 5 Guys, where the fries are so good I save them for last.


83 posted on 03/09/2022 7:02:55 PM PST by Some Fat Guy in L.A. (Still bitterly clinging to rational thought despite its unfashionability)
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To: mylife
If you get drive through you eat the fries first.

That way they do not get cold and soggy.

If you are dining at home you eat them together.

86 posted on 03/09/2022 8:07:27 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (It is better to light a single flame thrower then curse the darkness. A bunch of them is better yet)
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The Kevin Bacon Burger.......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urIMs848sTg

90 posted on 03/10/2022 11:17:36 AM PST by Osage Orange (1961 VW Two Door Truck)
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