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It's the Bee. Go ahead, laugh.
1 posted on 03/08/2022 8:54:49 AM PST by dayglored
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To: dayglored
In a related study:

Study Finds 100% Of Fruits Would Eat Any Man Given To Them By A Naked Drag Queen.

2 posted on 03/08/2022 8:56:08 AM PST by fwdude (Every time I see someone voluntarily masked in public, I know I'm looking at a vaccinated person.)
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To: dayglored

Not durian fruit.......bad juju 🤮


3 posted on 03/08/2022 8:57:03 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
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“100% of men would eat any fruit given to them by a naked woman.”

If a naked Whoopi Goldberg gave me a watermelon I’d tell her to go and eat it herself.


4 posted on 03/08/2022 8:57:21 AM PST by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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Can’t be true. The study didn’t factor in any of the hags on “The View.”


5 posted on 03/08/2022 8:58:11 AM PST by EvilCapitalist (Merry Christmas Illhan!)
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6 posted on 03/08/2022 8:59:11 AM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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Well, kinda depends on the woman.


8 posted on 03/08/2022 9:00:58 AM PST by ought-six (Multiculturalism is national suicide, and political correctness is the cyanide capsule. )
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But he didn’t know she was naked until he ate the fruit...


9 posted on 03/08/2022 9:01:27 AM PST by Buttons12 ( )
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A naked woman gives you a banana, and an English cucumber...


11 posted on 03/08/2022 9:03:17 AM PST by real saxophonist (Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
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It got a good belly laugh from me, and I thank you, as I was going off the deep end with the news fodder we’ve been given today.


12 posted on 03/08/2022 9:04:08 AM PST by FamiliarFace
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To: dayglored

I sure as hell would!!!!


17 posted on 03/08/2022 9:07:20 AM PST by ontap
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100% of women can be tricked by a talking snake.

Ouch.
18 posted on 03/08/2022 9:08:34 AM PST by Tommy Revolts
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Assuming you call them woomen, ain’t touching nothing Mad Max Waters or Pelousy would offer.

Probably be retching my guts loose.


21 posted on 03/08/2022 9:11:32 AM PST by doorgunner69 (Let's go Brandon)
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Wait a minute. A talking snake wouldn’t lie, would he?


23 posted on 03/08/2022 9:12:42 AM PST by cdcdawg (Everyone who disagrees with me is a Qtard blogger!!!!)
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I’d be willing to volunteer as an experiment.


26 posted on 03/08/2022 9:18:15 AM PST by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
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To: dayglored

Lena Dunham feels vindicated and validated!


27 posted on 03/08/2022 9:18:59 AM PST by lee martell
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Unless it’s Joy Behar or Whoopie Goldberg


29 posted on 03/08/2022 9:22:41 AM PST by Ge0ffrey
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Women around the world started to gloat upon hearing the news until Gabriel revealed they also conducted a study showing that 100% of women can be tricked by a talking snake.

I had to get down to this sentence before I really knew this was the Bee.

Of course, 100% of all young men would eat the fruit given to them by a beautiful, naked woman, lgbqt-lsmft being excluded from the test.

I'd rather have peach, but I'm not that picky.

33 posted on 03/08/2022 9:45:50 AM PST by USS Alaska (NUKE ALL MOOSELIMB TERRORISTS, NOW.)
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They didn’t study the effects of nakedness/being offered fruit over time. The first time, yes: 100%. Any subsequent times, the outcome is going to be different.


36 posted on 03/08/2022 9:59:31 AM PST by Scarlett156 (If you want my place at the table, you will have to eat what is on my plate. )
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37 posted on 03/08/2022 10:01:54 AM PST by airborne (Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! A 70's)
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If there is a naked woman in front of me, eating fruit is not high on the list of things I’m thinking about.


44 posted on 03/08/2022 10:26:44 AM PST by TBP (Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
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