It's the Bee. Go ahead, laugh.
1 posted on
03/08/2022 8:54:49 AM PST by
dayglored
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To: dayglored
In a related study:
Study Finds 100% Of Fruits Would Eat Any Man Given To Them By A Naked Drag Queen.
2 posted on
03/08/2022 8:56:08 AM PST by
fwdude
(Every time I see someone voluntarily masked in public, I know I'm looking at a vaccinated person.)
To: dayglored
Not durian fruit.......bad juju 🤮
3 posted on
03/08/2022 8:57:03 AM PST by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave)
To: dayglored
“100% of men would eat any fruit given to them by a naked woman.”
If a naked Whoopi Goldberg gave me a watermelon I’d tell her to go and eat it herself.
4 posted on
03/08/2022 8:57:21 AM PST by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: dayglored
Can’t be true. The study didn’t factor in any of the hags on “The View.”
5 posted on
03/08/2022 8:58:11 AM PST by
EvilCapitalist
(Merry Christmas Illhan!)
To: dayglored
6 posted on
03/08/2022 8:59:11 AM PST by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: dayglored
Well, kinda depends on the woman.
8 posted on
03/08/2022 9:00:58 AM PST by
ought-six
(Multiculturalism is national suicide, and political correctness is the cyanide capsule. )
To: dayglored
But he didn’t know she was naked until he ate the fruit...
9 posted on
03/08/2022 9:01:27 AM PST by
Buttons12
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To: dayglored
A naked woman gives you a banana, and an English cucumber...
11 posted on
03/08/2022 9:03:17 AM PST by
real saxophonist
(Hoplophobia will never be in the DSM, because the DSM is written by hoplophobes.)
To: dayglored
It got a good belly laugh from me, and I thank you, as I was going off the deep end with the news fodder we’ve been given today.
To: dayglored
17 posted on
03/08/2022 9:07:20 AM PST by
ontap
To: dayglored
100% of women can be tricked by a talking snake.
Ouch.
To: dayglored
Assuming you call them woomen, ain’t touching nothing Mad Max Waters or Pelousy would offer.
Probably be retching my guts loose.
21 posted on
03/08/2022 9:11:32 AM PST by
doorgunner69
(Let's go Brandon)
To: dayglored
Wait a minute. A talking snake wouldn’t lie, would he?
23 posted on
03/08/2022 9:12:42 AM PST by
cdcdawg
(Everyone who disagrees with me is a Qtard blogger!!!!)
To: dayglored
I’d be willing to volunteer as an experiment.
26 posted on
03/08/2022 9:18:15 AM PST by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
To: dayglored
Lena Dunham feels vindicated and validated!
To: dayglored
Unless it’s Joy Behar or Whoopie Goldberg
29 posted on
03/08/2022 9:22:41 AM PST by
Ge0ffrey
To: dayglored
Women around the world started to gloat upon hearing the news until Gabriel revealed they also conducted a study showing that 100% of women can be tricked by a talking snake.I had to get down to this sentence before I really knew this was the Bee.
Of course, 100% of all young men would eat the fruit given to them by a beautiful, naked woman, lgbqt-lsmft being excluded from the test.
I'd rather have peach, but I'm not that picky.
33 posted on
03/08/2022 9:45:50 AM PST by
USS Alaska
(NUKE ALL MOOSELIMB TERRORISTS, NOW.)
To: dayglored
They didn’t study the effects of nakedness/being offered fruit over time. The first time, yes: 100%. Any subsequent times, the outcome is going to be different.
36 posted on
03/08/2022 9:59:31 AM PST by
Scarlett156
(If you want my place at the table, you will have to eat what is on my plate. )
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37 posted on
03/08/2022 10:01:54 AM PST by
airborne
(Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! A 70's)
To: dayglored
If there is a naked woman in front of me, eating fruit is not high on the list of things I’m thinking about.
44 posted on
03/08/2022 10:26:44 AM PST by
TBP
(Decent people cannot fathom the amoral cruelty of the Biden regime.)
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