Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman

The Babylon Bee ^ | Mar 7, 2022 | Babylon Bee Staff

[doorgunner69]

Assuming you call them woomen, ain’t touching nothing Mad Max Waters or Pelousy would offer.

Probably be retching my guts loose.

[DannyTN]

On second thought, I’d take the watermelon from naked Whoopi and then go share it with almost any other naked female sta trek cast member.

[cdcdawg]

Wait a minute. A talking snake wouldn’t lie, would he?

[EQAndyBuzz]

“Not durian fruit.......bad juju 🤮”

Not on a bet.

[dsrtsage]

Reminded me of that old meme where there is a topless woman standing in the foreground and 100% of males do not see godzilla breathing fire and destroying buildings and swatting planes in the background.

[Mr. K]

I’d be willing to volunteer as an experiment.

[lee martell]

Lena Dunham feels vindicated and validated!

[Mr. K]

Durian tastes good- if you can get past the smell.

[Ge0ffrey]

Unless it’s Joy Behar or Whoopie Goldberg

[SgtHooper]

Precisely! Could be motivated to eat the fruit as a form of suicide, or acceptance.

[drSteve78]

Fondly reminds of Lewis Grizzard. Thanks!

[TokarevM57]

...isn’t that the truth....! there is a picture out there (OH, my eyes, my eyes....!!) of Joy[less] Behar without makeup....she looks like she was rode hard and put away wet......

[USS Alaska]

Women around the world started to gloat upon hearing the news until Gabriel revealed they also conducted a study showing that 100% of women can be tricked by a talking snake.

I had to get down to this sentence before I really knew this was the Bee.

Of course, 100% of all young men would eat the fruit given to them by a beautiful, naked woman, lgbqt-lsmft being excluded from the test.

I'd rather have peach, but I'm not that picky.

[V_TWIN]

An aquired taste to be sure

[V_TWIN]

As I understand it some countries actually ban the import......there’s a reason for that. 🤢

[Scarlett156]

They didn’t study the effects of nakedness/being offered fruit over time. The first time, yes: 100%. Any subsequent times, the outcome is going to be different.

[airborne]

[blueunicorn6]

Close the door! You’re wasting electricity!

Yes I am getting old,

[Sirius Lee]

Look at that bottom shelf! Maple syrup, salad dressing, wine...

[EvilCapitalist]

I’d accept a piece of fruit from her. And I can’t even see her face.