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Who keeps the Ping Me When the Internet Goes DOwn ping list?

Posted on 02/21/2022 10:18:55 AM PST by BenLurkin

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1 posted on 02/21/2022 10:18:55 AM PST by BenLurkin
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What? What do you mean, “…when the Internet goes down?” Do you understand how the Internet works?


2 posted on 02/21/2022 10:20:10 AM PST by dinodino ( )
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LOL!


3 posted on 02/21/2022 10:20:40 AM PST by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: dinodino
You've been around long enough to remember when there was such a thing here.
4 posted on 02/21/2022 10:21:19 AM PST by BenLurkin ((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.))
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We will have to back to using Pagers.


5 posted on 02/21/2022 10:22:03 AM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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“Do you understand how the Internet works?”

It’s a series of tubes!


6 posted on 02/21/2022 10:22:18 AM PST by brownsfan (It's going to take real, serious, hard times to wake the American public.)
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To: dinodino

Do you understand sarcasm? Apparently not. 😋


7 posted on 02/21/2022 10:22:27 AM PST by Robert DeLong
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To: BenLurkin

It’s good to plan ahead! ;)

I’ll ping you with carrier pigeon. What are your coordinates?


8 posted on 02/21/2022 10:23:22 AM PST by griffin (When you have to shoot, SHOOT; don't talk. -Tuco)
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Someone plug the internet back in!
9 posted on 02/21/2022 10:23:40 AM PST by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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I think the guy up the road from me with the antenna tower in his yard has it.


10 posted on 02/21/2022 10:25:07 AM PST by Pollard (PureBlood -- https://youtube.com/watch?v=VXm0fkDituE)
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Carrier pigeons???


11 posted on 02/21/2022 10:27:17 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Eccl10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.)
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Rhetorical Question de Jour:
“Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?


12 posted on 02/21/2022 10:27:27 AM PST by lee martell
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If you ever experience a loss of internet connectivity, please email the Help Desk immediately, or fill out a self-service ticket request at www.helpdesk.org.


13 posted on 02/21/2022 10:27:31 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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14 posted on 02/21/2022 10:28:18 AM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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All your pings are belong to Chrystia Freeland now.
She sent you up the bomb.

Furgetabouit!


15 posted on 02/21/2022 10:28:32 AM PST by griffin (When you have to shoot, SHOOT; don't talk. -Tuco)
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About as crazy as asking somebody if they can hear you on a MS trams meeting…


16 posted on 02/21/2022 10:29:28 AM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Eccl10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.)
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To: lee martell
Rhetorical Question de Jour:
“Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

Obviously, it was the same person who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong.

17 posted on 02/21/2022 10:29:31 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: smokingfrog

Mmmm...
Pretty sure that’s racist.

All your accounts be frozen now, ‘eh?


18 posted on 02/21/2022 10:30:04 AM PST by griffin (When you have to shoot, SHOOT; don't talk. -Tuco)
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19 posted on 02/21/2022 10:30:44 AM PST by z3n (Kakistocracy)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

20 posted on 02/21/2022 10:31:09 AM PST by Pollard (PureBlood -- https://youtube.com/watch?v=VXm0fkDituE)
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