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Cross-country skiing-Finn Remi suffers frozen penis in mass start race (olympics)
Reuters ^ | 1-20-22 | Phillip O'Connor

Posted on 02/21/2022 5:21:36 AM PST by dynachrome

The men's 50km mass start race at the Beijing Games was shortened to 30km but that did little to help Finland's Remi Lindholm, who needed a heat pack at the end of the race to thaw out a particularly sensitive body part.

Lindholm spent just under an hour and 16 minutes traversing the course in howling, freezing winds, leading to his penis becoming frozen for the second time in a cross-country skiing race following a similar incident in Ruka, Finland last year.

(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: finland; frozen; owwwww
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To: dynachrome

I thought the headline was about women’s skiing at first.


21 posted on 02/21/2022 5:39:32 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder (Democracy is two dead Democrats and a Republican voting who's brains are for dinner.)
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To: Telepathic Intruder

Is “Lia” Thomas a skier now?


22 posted on 02/21/2022 5:40:06 AM PST by EvilCapitalist (Merry Christmas Illhan!)
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To: dfwgator

I can hear his wife now! “See what happens when I let you wear the detachable penis? Never again!Now put it back in the drawer! “


23 posted on 02/21/2022 5:41:13 AM PST by Ikeon (I never cared about what color you were, until you started blaming me for your personal problems)
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To: dynachrome

Pizza for Mr. I. C. Wiener!


24 posted on 02/21/2022 5:43:24 AM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: EvilCapitalist

It would be interesting to see how many women’s sports a single man can dominate.


25 posted on 02/21/2022 5:43:31 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder (Democracy is two dead Democrats and a Republican voting who's brains are for dinner.)
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To: dynachrome

I’ve been out on a couple runs in very cold weather where it started to happen to me. I learned quickly about compression shorts and insulation.


26 posted on 02/21/2022 5:44:38 AM PST by Repealthe17thAmendment
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To: ArcadeQuarters

I had finger and toe frostbite, as a 10-12yrs old kid, in the BSA at Winter “Klondike Derbys”, and while plowing snow at my 20ac Nursery/Garden Center/Landscape Operation, from 1991-2012, and the pain of thawing-out was excruciating. Both my toes and fingers are still very cold sensitive, at 72.


27 posted on 02/21/2022 5:45:06 AM PST by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Blue Knob might be the highest skiable slope in PA, Blue Mountain in Palmerton is the highest vertical in the state, 10’ more for your skiing pleasure.


28 posted on 02/21/2022 5:46:38 AM PST by fatboy
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To: dynachrome

contact your doctor if you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours.


29 posted on 02/21/2022 5:49:34 AM PST by shoff (Vote Democrat it beats thinking!)
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To: Repealthe17thAmendment

I used to do a lot of night skiing. As a result of very mild frostbite, my fingers and toes are very susceptible to heat and cold. That’s the only region of my body so affected.


30 posted on 02/21/2022 5:51:37 AM PST by cyclotic (I won't give up my FREEDOM for your FEAR. Oh Canada, we stand on guard for thee.)
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To: dynachrome

He should buy one of the pipe heaters that keep pipes from freezing.


31 posted on 02/21/2022 5:53:51 AM PST by BiglyCommentary
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To: EvilCapitalist

That’s just nuts!


32 posted on 02/21/2022 5:53:52 AM PST by Old Yeller (A nation of sheep, produces a government of wolves.)
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To: Old Yeller

Lol!


33 posted on 02/21/2022 5:55:12 AM PST by EvilCapitalist (Merry Christmas Illhan!)
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To: BiglyCommentary

I thought that was what the wife was for.


34 posted on 02/21/2022 5:55:49 AM PST by EvilCapitalist (Merry Christmas Illhan!)
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To: metmom

Hasn’t the poor guy even learned of the heat packs? We used them in our gloves in extremely cold weather. I do know if you pee at -45F it freezes before it hits the ground.


35 posted on 02/21/2022 5:57:38 AM PST by oldasrocks
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To: dynachrome

He shoulda put two socks on it/


36 posted on 02/21/2022 5:58:55 AM PST by dennisw
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To: ArcadeQuarters

Put a sock on it.


37 posted on 02/21/2022 5:59:00 AM PST by PapaBear3625 (We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced so stupid people won’t be offended)
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To: BiglyCommentary

Amazon sells a Jimmy John. It is knit clothing to keep the jimmy warm. The picture can’t be captured for posting

https://www.amazon.com/Jimmy-Jacket-Men-Warmer-Christmas/dp/B081QR46PP/ref=sr_1_1?crid=27N8S8UWSBO59&keywords=penis+heater&qid=1645451569&sprefix=penis+heater%2Caps%2C139&sr=8-1


38 posted on 02/21/2022 6:02:43 AM PST by bert ( (KE. NP. N.C. +12) Promoting Afro Heritage diversity will destroy the democrats)
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To: Liaison
Extreme shrinkage


39 posted on 02/21/2022 6:03:48 AM PST by spokeshave (Get ahead by banning fossil fools, like McConnell, Biden, Pelosi, Feinstein, Schumer, Leahy, etc.)
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