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Trudeau Having Difficulty Teaching Canadian Mounties To Goose-Step
The Baylon Bee ^
| 02-17-22
| The Babylon Bee Staff
Posted on 02/17/2022 8:40:53 AM PST by MNJohnnie
OTTAWA—As Prime Minister Justin Trudeau continues his effort to impose authoritarian rule in Canada, he is beginning to face some challenges. “The Royal Canadian Mounties are just not that good at goose-stepping,” said a disappointed Trudeau. “For some reason, it doesn’t come naturally to them, which is such a shame since goosestepping is very intimidating to racist, homophobic insurgents calling for ‘freedom,’ whatever that is.”
Reports have begun to surface that a new “Intro To Goose-Stepping” course has been made mandatory at the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) Training Academy in Regina, Saskatchewan. Training instructor Reginald Breslin told reporters, “It’s true. We’ve begun the goose-step training, as ordered by our Dear Leader, that’s what we have to call him now. And it’s not going great. The high leg kicking thing done in perfect formation is not easy. Especially when on horseback. But we’ll get there. It’s what The Gardener Of Human Happiness—we can also call him that—says he wants, so we have to do it.”
Apparently, goose-stepping is not the only area in which Prime Minister Trudeau is turning to German history for inspiration. He recently raised the possibility of “Anschluss” (reunification) with Austria, but aides explained to him that such a move might not be feasible at the current time, so plans were tabled for the moment.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: canada; humor; satire
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"It's funny because it's true". Sheldon Cooper
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posted on
02/17/2022 8:40:53 AM PST
by
MNJohnnie
To: MNJohnnie
Canadian Goose step?
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posted on
02/17/2022 8:44:47 AM PST
by
Skwor
To: MNJohnnie
I’m sure, that in reality, some of those Dudley Do-Lefties would learn it just fine.
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posted on
02/17/2022 8:48:05 AM PST
by
LittleBillyInfidel
(This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
To: MNJohnnie
What about the hobnail boots ??
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posted on
02/17/2022 8:50:33 AM PST
by
srmanuel
(`)
To: Skwor
Cleanup duty assigned to ???
To: Skwor
Cleanup duty assigned to ???
To: MNJohnnie
But I am sure he can teach them to sing.
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posted on
02/17/2022 8:55:57 AM PST
by
wbarmy
(I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep.)
To: MNJohnnie
I just love this website. Honestly, I rarely read them fully, but...the titles just set me off!
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posted on
02/17/2022 8:56:40 AM PST
by
rlmorel
(The concept of a "cashless society" is simply a vector for the exercise of tyranny.)
To: MNJohnnie
send in the FBI to teach them, they learned to goose-step real quick.
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posted on
02/17/2022 8:56:52 AM PST
by
euram
To: MNJohnnie
The high leg kicking thing done in perfect formation is not easy. Especially when on horseback.LOL!
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posted on
02/17/2022 8:56:59 AM PST
by
FatherofFive
(We support Trump. Not the GOP)
To: rlmorel
Only thing the Babylon Bee needs....
Bat Boy!
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posted on
02/17/2022 8:58:19 AM PST
by
mewzilla
(God bless Canada's Freedom Truckers!)
To: wbarmy
No.
Learn to speak Russian
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posted on
02/17/2022 9:00:07 AM PST
by
campaignPete R-CT
(I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go ...)
To: euram
I’m sure they are in on it with technical advice and cross border “sting” trolling operations.
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posted on
02/17/2022 9:00:42 AM PST
by
Nextrush
(FREEDOM IS EVERYBODY'S BUSINESS REMEMBER PASTOR NIEMOLLER)
To: LittleBillyInfidel
Mounty complaining: “Sir, a lot of us men are feeling pain from the new leg movements impinging on our crotch, to be honest.”
Justin: “I never, ever feel that myself. I don’t get your problem.”
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posted on
02/17/2022 9:00:49 AM PST
by
frank ballenger
(You have summoned up a thundercloud. You're gonna hear from me. Anthem by Leonard Cohen)
To: campaignPete R-CT
I already do, and I can sing in Russian. Without being drunk.
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posted on
02/17/2022 9:01:09 AM PST
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wbarmy
(I chose to be a sheepdog once I saw what happens to the sheep.)
To: MNJohnnie
“The Royal Canadian Mounties are just not that good at goose-stepping,” said a disappointed Trudeau. “For some reason, it doesn’t come naturally to them, which is such a shame since goosestepping is very intimidating to racist, homophobic insurgents calling for ‘freedom,’ whatever that is.” Trudeau's clueless even in satire...
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posted on
02/17/2022 9:08:54 AM PST
by
GOPJ
(We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality. Ayn Rand)
To: MNJohnnie
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posted on
02/17/2022 9:16:56 AM PST
by
Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
To: Skwor
Is the goose from “The Arrival”?
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posted on
02/17/2022 9:19:31 AM PST
by
combat_boots
(Hi God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her. Merry Christmas! )
To: MNJohnnie
this problem is easily solved
all Trudeau has to do is ask his puppetmeister SorozNazi to assign some of his DNC operatives to assist the Mounties in the instructional programme
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posted on
02/17/2022 9:21:31 AM PST
by
faithhopecharity
(“Politicians are not born. They’re excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: MNJohnnie
Can He Teach Them To Sing Too?
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posted on
02/17/2022 9:45:25 AM PST
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left that other site
(A Man Without Self-Control is like a City Broken Into and Left Without Walls (Proverbs 25:28))
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