Posted on 02/15/2022 12:46:20 PM PST by servo1969
OTTAWA—In a surprise announcement in response to the truckers' Freedom Convoy, Justin Trudeau has granted himself emergency powers and named himself Emperor of the Galaxy.
"My resolve has never been stronger," said Trudeau with a sinister growl. "In order to ensure continuing safety and stability, Canada will be reorganized into the FIRST GALACTIC EMPIRE! For a safe, and secure, society!" Trudeau then raised his pale, gnarled hands, laughed a wicked laugh, and shot lightning from his fingertips as everyone clapped nervously.
"So this is how liberty dies," responded one Canadian MP, "to thunderous applause." The MP was then removed from social media and her bank account was frozen for providing support to the truckers.
Galactic Emperor Trudeau has vowed that all remaining truckers will be "hunted down and defeated." Sources say that he has used his powers to execute "Order 66" which mobilizes elite mountie squads to hunt down all supporters of the Freedom Convoy—even the younglings.
When reached for comment, a representative of the Freedom Convoy laughed and replied: "Ah, what a big dumb doughhead hoser that guy is, eh, buddy?"
Ah the Bee strikes again.
Just barely ahead of doughhead reality.
An administrator was heard to say, “Meesa think we in big doo doo.”
Ping!
The Babylon Bee had better be careful. Her Highness Queen Trudeau might next declare that the Bee is subversive, and declare it an illegal entity.
Where’s a Jedi when you really need one?
Good, good…
Feel the power of the dark side
You don’t know the power of the dark side, eh.
Canada is North Cuba. This idiot is Castro’s bastard kid.
Except a lot dumber and more entitled spoiled brat. Like most of the communist in charge of our institutions here in the US.
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