When I moved to Florida in 2016, it was mainly so no need to fly to catch a cruise. To my surprise, Florida has well exceeded my expectations. OK, so the summers are very hot and humid. And there are gators and snakes galore, but those can be easily avoided.
I’ve lived here for over 40 years, and aside from watching yourself in the lakes and mud bogs, gators and snakes don’t generally bother you. It’s the damn skeeters you have to watch out for.
For the love of god, stop.
STFU. Everybody, the summers make you want to die. Snakes and gators are just the beginning of this swamp hell. When you vacation here, it is just an illusion. Nobody in there right mind wants to live here. You heard of Florida man, right? Save your family and your sanity. Do not move to Florida.