Posted on 02/04/2022 4:59:57 PM PST by DallasBiff
A recent article from Vice titled “Scientists Find Putting Pantyhose on Your Head Makes Your Mask Safer” is promoting exactly what the title suggests – advising people of the benefits of putting pantyhose over their heads while wearing a mask to stay safe from COVID.
n the ever evolving bevy of absurd suggestions coming from the “experts” on how to navigate the virus floating around over the past two years, apparently scientists are claiming that pantyhose is the latest tool to curb exposure to COVID
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Why go to work anymore? Get a mask, panty hose, and “go shopping”. No need for money for groceries, furniture, electronics, dry goods, or even for medicine. In WA state there is no need to stop for the police on the highway if you are caught speeding. You just pull over, tell them you are leaving now and they are PROHIBITED from enforcing anything but a violent crime or felony. You just drive away.
Good gosh. Is that for real?
Side benefit?
Does it make a difference if they are slightly used?
I’d go for the 30s style with seams. 😳 somehow that’d be racist though.
That guy looks like he’s pregnant.
There are still pantyhose? How ‘90s.
I’d think a jock strap would work too, but be sure to stuff it with dirty sweat sock first.
A plastic bag would make one safer also.
How about unwashed jockstraps?
just add handgun and they are all set to visit local liquor stores
It Depends.
There is a video of a man stealing a car, the owner called the police and they boxed the car in. He moved the car back and forth, front and back and wrecked cars, including police cruisers, before squeezing through and driving off. The news reporters said that the Police didn’t give chase, because it is not allowed under the new guidelines. Then knew the criminal, people could have been hurt, including the thief, and the owner had no proof that the car was theirs. Mostly because, the proof was the title at home, and the registration in the car. The thief was allowed to leave, and a warrant was sworn out. “Essentially the person was treated like a illegal border jumper”. In WA state, DUI’s are enforced, but not on illegals. Neither are traffic laws and insurance, and seatbelt violations. On night shifts, there are 15 patrol officers on duty for one of the biggest areas in Seattle for crime. The problem with that is, only 11 are out protecting and enforcing laws. Two officers are set aside as security for the Mayor. I could go on and on. When CHOP was founded in Seattle, there was video of weapons being handed out from trunks by the leader. They neither shut him down, arrested him, or confiscated guns. There was a murder within the zone, the people there held out the cops and ambulance from attending to the murdered. No one was arrested, though the people in CHOP had witnessed it. WA state and particularly Seattle, and the Capitol City Olympia, are like a foreign country. Some of what I write is not perfectly correct, but the names and events happened, I just note them by memory.
That panty hose thing only works if it is used ...
“Wearing pantyhose on you head makes you look like a burglar.”
Same thing could be said for masks before they became a fashion statement for idiots.
“now a run on panty hose.”
I could make a killing financially. I retired in 2008 and, for some idiotic reason, I held on to several unopened boxes of pantyhose. So if anyone is in the market...
LOL!
I know what you mean about retiring. When I retired, I threw out my power suits for leather and a Harley. Best move I ever made.
New or used?
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