Posted on 02/04/2022 11:21:14 AM PST by Trillian
Astronaut Mark Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit on board the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on.
Someone wasn’t doing their job. The weight to be thrown into space is very tightly controlled .... probably was known but ignorred.
No. He’s the husband of the lady representative who got shot in the head at the grocery store in Arizona, and IIRC, eventually divorced her, and is a huge anti-2nd amendment activist now.
No, he is NOT a hero.
Nope. He's a dickhead.
Could the hairs of the outfit shedded, and clogged a few things up?
When my grandmother would be cleaning house and complain about dust, her husband told here that there is even dust on ships at sea.
There’s probably all sorts of thready, dusty stuff floating around up there.
too bad he wasn’t tossed out into space, but I digress. I wonder if it was his girlfriend wearing diapers cross country to see him so she wouldn’t have to stop to use the bathroom.
Dang, that was short-lived.
The Flat Earth Society held its annual surfing championship in Antarctica this weekend.
Eight contestants fell off the edge and were lost.
(PS: I cannot take credit for this. Unfortunately, I do not remember where I saw it. If anyone knows the original source please give them the appropriate citation.)
The Washington Redskins football team changed their name to the Washington Commanders.
The team’s new nickname is the Washington Commies.
(Same thing: I don’t remember where I saw this. Please give appropriate citation to whoever coined this phrase.)
What kind of shoes do frogs like to wear?
Open-toed sandals.
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