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The Official Friday Silliness Thread
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Posted on 02/04/2022 11:21:14 AM PST by Trillian

Astronaut Mark Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit on board the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on.


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KEYWORDS: fridaysilliness; ofst
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1 posted on 02/04/2022 11:21:14 AM PST by Trillian
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To: handy old one; Conservative4Life; doubled; FrogHawk

2 posted on 02/04/2022 11:22:19 AM PST by Trillian
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To: Trillian

3 posted on 02/04/2022 11:24:47 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Trillian

I made some gumbo with only sausage and okra. It wasn’t bad. It wasn’t good. It was just meaty okra.


4 posted on 02/04/2022 11:27:28 AM PST by CFIIIMEIATP737
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To: Trillian

Well, now I have a legit hero astronaut to emulate.


5 posted on 02/04/2022 11:27:29 AM PST by Kevmo (I’m immune from Covid since I don’t watch TV.🤗)
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To: Trillian

6 posted on 02/04/2022 11:28:47 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Kevmo

7 posted on 02/04/2022 11:30:31 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: Trillian

A woman went to the doctor’s office. Where she was seen by one of the new doctors ...
... but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, “ What’s the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant? “
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said, “ Does she still have the hiccups?”


8 posted on 02/04/2022 11:31:33 AM PST by o-n-money (Not my president: WRONG Not the president: RIGHT)
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To: Trillian
15% Of Women Have Slept With Their Bosses -- And 37% Of Them Got Promoted For It

Not sure whether to read this as good or bad. 1/3 want a better gig? Or 2/3 just wanna get down?

9 posted on 02/04/2022 11:33:45 AM PST by monkeyshine (live and let live is dead)
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To: Trillian

A cop knocked on my door last night and asked where I was between 5 and 6. I said Kindergarten.


10 posted on 02/04/2022 11:35:23 AM PST by o-n-money (Not my president: WRONG Not the president: RIGHT)
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To: Trillian

Mark Kelly arranged for a vacuum-packed gorilla suit to be on board, but it was for his brother Scott, and Scott was the one who put it on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0lpiXAHuyA


11 posted on 02/04/2022 11:36:54 AM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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A Georgia Bulldogs player, a Bama player, and a Tennesse Vols player went to the Champions Bar & Grill.

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I already told the punch line. LOL

12 posted on 02/04/2022 11:41:25 AM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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A Georgia Bulldogs player, a Bama player, and a Tennessee Vols player went to the Champions Bar & Grill. I already told the punch line. LOL

I'm feeling generous, I'll pick up the tab for the Champions Dinner.

13 posted on 02/04/2022 11:43:55 AM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: Tell It Right

Pretty soon you can start using Florida for that joke.


14 posted on 02/04/2022 11:45:00 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Trillian
Speaking of Scott (NOT Mark) Kelly...
15 posted on 02/04/2022 11:47:11 AM PST by real saxophonist (Chuck Todd claps on 1 and 3.)
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To: Trillian

16 posted on 02/04/2022 11:49:15 AM PST by CtBigPat (The time of Crisis is ending. Now comes Normalization.)
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To: Trillian

17 posted on 02/04/2022 11:52:12 AM PST by real saxophonist (Chuck Todd claps on 1 and 3.)
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To: real saxophonist

18 posted on 02/04/2022 11:53:54 AM PST by real saxophonist (Chuck Todd claps on 1 and 3.)
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To: real saxophonist; Jamestown1630

I’ll show my son. He sent me the link I posted.


19 posted on 02/04/2022 12:02:33 PM PST by Trillian
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To: Trillian

It seems to be all over the net with the names confused.


20 posted on 02/04/2022 12:17:58 PM PST by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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