Or her hairy legs................
Or the fact she gained 100 lbs the day after the wedding
I was looking at some pics of Siberian gals and guys in bathing suits - it was like a fashion shoot on the ice of some frozen lake. The girls were cute but haha they all had hairy armpits.
Several decades ago a gorgeous Brasilian girl I was dating wanted to impress me and epilate her lightly haired legs. Bronzeada with long hair to her waist.
She bought and epilator and asked me to wait downstairs for the before and after.
Within moments I heard screaming. I ran upstairs only to find her a mass of long black hair tangled with the epilator and caught on her leg.
It took 15 minutes to free her.
Longest 15 minutes I recall where I knew if I laughed I would die.