"That gets two snaps and our backfields in motion!"
Posted on 02/03/2022 8:53:43 AM PST by mylife
Super Bowl party fare is traditionally salty, cheesy, greasy, and meaty. Wings, pizza, burgers, dogs, and bacon-flecked, creamy dips—all delicious, but not exactly friendly to vegetarians.
Eating meat and watching footballs are still—in the year 2022—branded as masculine activities, while avoiding meat and eating more vegetables remains feminine-coded (at least if you ask the Barstool crowd, who seem to hate women and vegetables in equal parts).
But vegetarians and vegans (and even women!) can enjoy a football game, and if you plan to invite them to your Big Game party, you should be prepared to serve something they can eat. We have a few suggestions.
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I visit a vegetarian’s house for dinner...I can eat everything they serve.
A vegetarian visits my house for dinner...they can’t eat everything I serve.
Exactly
true dat.
I’m sure this is meant for an Oscar watching party, right?
Because this is 10 ways to have nobody want to show up to your super bowl party.
"That gets two snaps and our backfields in motion!"
Oh thank goodness this advice came out before I slapped big steaks and slabs of chicken on the PROPANE grill…I’m a green sob…lolol
Vegetarians can bring their own damn food!
Does fermented malt, wheat, rye, corn etc count?😎
Simple. Don’t invite vegetarians. How do you know? They’ll tell you. Over and over and over.
Not having a SuperBowl party. But if I was, the menu would include these 10:
Meatballs.
Nachos (meat, peppers, black olives, tomato chunks, salsa, sour cream, guacamole - at a minimum.
The amazing hot dip made with Velveeta, can of Rotel tomatoes, browned ground beef. With tortilla chips.
Little cocktail smokies in bbq sauce.
Knorr’s spinach artichoke spread with bread chunks.
Miniature Reuben sandwiches.
Pink fluff dessert made with canned pie cherry filling, crushed pineapple, sweetened condensed milk. Add a can of mandarin orange segments to make it healthier.
(Not for me, but....) Chicken wings/hot wings.
A cheese ball/spread made of cream cheese with chopped black and green olives, serve with crackers.
A tray of basic brownies, sprinkled with powdered sugar.
Article for vegetarians: How to make your parties meat friendly!
“How about letting vegidiots have their own party?”
Which raises a question. Has a vegidiot ever hosted a party and provided meat dishes for the non-vegidiot guest(s)? ... No ... thought so.
Nobody cares if vegans are happy.
I kind of like the challenge, personally. I can throw down rabbit food- I mean vegetarian ‘food’ - that actually is pretty tasty, if need be. And pizza is easy as hell to make veg, or half and half. Too much drama.
“Vegetarian” - Native American word for “shitty hunter”.
10 ways to make people leave your Super Bowl party?
We have been warned against highly processed foods, so why have tofu and soy processed to taste like meat?
Does the meat industry make meat taste like tofu and soy? NO!
If I want the taste of MEAT I will eat MEAT! Real beef, lamb, pork, chicken, deer...
I recall hearing the testimony of a young man who converted from mohamedanism to Christianity. He came with his mother, to Southern Alberta as a teen from Syria. He became friends with some Christians, while attending university. Eventually, he came to Jesus.
Many times, while visiting these friends, he would smell bacon and just love the smell. The day he came to Jesus, he bought two pounds of bacon and cooked it all up that night!
True story of his testimony.
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