Okay.
To: nickcarraway
Send them to the Ukraine.
2 posted on
01/30/2022 11:08:46 AM PST by
MotorCityBuck
( Keep the change, you filthy animal! ,)
To: nickcarraway
3 posted on
01/30/2022 11:10:40 AM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: nickcarraway
Seems kind of sedate. They need this one:
4 posted on
01/30/2022 11:11:30 AM PST by
rlmorel
(Nothing can foster principles of freedom more effectively than the imposition of tyranny.)
To: nickcarraway
I heard that there was so much cocaine at the Playboy mansion that the dogs were addicted due to so much spilling on the floors.
To: nickcarraway
“Paulk faces charges for possession of a wild animal a wild animal, stolen property and possession of a weapon by a felon.”
Any more possession of a wild animal is a felony and possession stolen property and possession of a weapon by a felon are misdemeanors.
12 posted on
01/30/2022 11:28:41 AM PST by
antidemoncrat
(somRead more at: https://economicti Astronomers see white dwarf 'switch on and off' for first time)
To: nickcarraway
Uh-oh. Has anyone tested Punxsutawney Phil?
13 posted on
01/30/2022 11:28:51 AM PST by
Walrus
(I do not consent)
To: nickcarraway
wonder if his name was “rocky”... 😁...
15 posted on
01/30/2022 11:28:57 AM PST by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: nickcarraway
Waiting for the story of the squirrel who attacked a man on a motorcycle.
18 posted on
01/30/2022 11:31:31 AM PST by
EvilCapitalist
(Merry Christmas Illhan!)
To: nickcarraway
Man charged with cruelty to animals and dealing in illegal drugs. His actions are dangerous, death could be the result for animal & people. He should be charged accordingly and sentenced to the full extent of the law.
20 posted on
01/30/2022 11:45:18 AM PST by
yoe
To: nickcarraway
One of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. An attack squirrel? I know of attack dogs, but a squirrel? Life can be so weird sometimes.
To: nickcarraway
That squirrel needed to go to the Antioch Baptist Church to go Berserk.
To: nickcarraway
All squirrels act like they’re on method, tbh...
26 posted on
01/30/2022 12:00:45 PM PST by
bigbob
To: nickcarraway
That’s nothing!
Jill Biden keeps a Donepezil-fed attack _resident.
27 posted on
01/30/2022 12:03:22 PM PST by
E. Pluribus Unum
("Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy." ― Mao Zedong [FJB])
To: nickcarraway
This is a toss-the-key case for sure. He’ll have more opportunities for advancement in the DOC industry than in any private industry anyhow. And...just the slightly better place that this world will be knowing hes in a cage is worth it. Too bad the same cant be done for the real criminals that are in politics.
29 posted on
01/30/2022 12:28:58 PM PST by
know.your.why
(If you dont watch the MSM you are uninformed. If you do watch the MSM you are misinformed.)
To: nickcarraway
You could not make this up.
“People are crazy and life is strange.”
~ Bob Dylan.
33 posted on
01/30/2022 12:58:51 PM PST by
Fai Mao
(I don't think we have enough telephone poles.)
To: nickcarraway
Somehow an “attack squirrel” just doesn’t carry the gravitas of an “attack dog”.
34 posted on
01/30/2022 1:17:57 PM PST by
Flick Lives
(The CDC. Brought to you by Pfizer.)
To: nickcarraway
Humans are really starting to worry me.
37 posted on
01/30/2022 1:22:57 PM PST by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(add a dab of lavender in milk, leave town with an orange and pretend you're laughing with it)
To: nickcarraway
If you are attacked by a meth-fed squirrel, you grab its tail and swing it around in circles until you slam it against a metal pole or tree, killing it.
Alternatively, you kick it or throw it over your fence.
38 posted on
01/30/2022 1:40:52 PM PST by
ConservativeMind
(Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
To: nickcarraway
“Alabama Man” trying to outdo “Florida Man”???
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